Snitched

By Mitch Berg

RedSquirrel, writing at the Red Squirrel Report blog, relates what he apparently posted at Stasi.gov.us “AttackWatch.com”.

It’s your informant, ‘Joe’, again. I feel that it’s my duty to blow the whistle on the gang of right-wing miscreants and troublemakers known as The MOB (The Minnesota Organization of Bloggers). I have been working undercover inside that organization, and think that I have their trust.

Two of the MOB bosses, Ed Morrissey and that reprehensible rapscallion, Mitch Berg host The NARN (Northern Alliance Radio Network) on 1280 AM The Patriot. They slander and smear The Messiah regularly, using the public airwaves. I have been monitoring their program for about seven years. Morrissey regularly writes hit pieces for that….that queen of right-wing slime, Michelle Malkin.

A brief point of order;  nobody should feel they’ve “earned the trust” of Ed and I.  We are endlessly devious.  It’s why, for example, we engineered the results of this week’s “Most Valuable Blogger” contest at WCCO – to do for that august competition what Algore, Yassir Arafat and Obama himself did for the “Nobel Peace Prize”. 

But yes – it is a fact we are attacking President Obama, where “attacking” means “exercising our First Amendment rights to dissent while we’re still allowed to”.

Scary!

2 Responses to “Snitched”

  1. Joe Deal Says:

    They’ve found me out! NOOOOOO!!!!!! It’s time to open my ring that The Regime gave me, and take the cyanide pill in the ring’s secret compartment….

  2. Bigger, Louder, Meme-ier! | Shot in the Dark Says:

    […]  It’s our old friend, better known to conservatives and other sentient people as “Stasi.gov.us”; still asking for people […]

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