I’ll Make An Exception

By Mitch Berg

I’ve said it in the past; conservatives need to engage the world of art. Not as opponents, necessarily (although there is much to criticize in art – both in specific pieces of it, songs and paintings and plays and what-not, but the way art is practiced in our society, especially the big, grant-driven institutional “arts” organizations) and consumers, but as participants.

And I’ll stand by that.

That said, I believe a strike force from “Complete Rejection of Asinine Performance-art” (CRAP), with tear gas and attack dogs, would have been better and more appropriate in responding to this bit here.

“ooh, look – a cynical critique of the hustle and bustle of the hopeless bourgeois life. We, the artists, who exist an a more noble plane, will silently mock their exertions, then scamper, giggling, away, wrapped in our smug sense of superiority”.

OK, maybe this bit caught me in a bad mood. It happens.

Discuss amongst yourselves – the only ground rule is that nobody may use the term “Neo-Con” even once.

But don’t get me started on that vacuous publicity-monger Spencer Tunick. Definitely tear gas and dogs for him.

UPDATE:  You’re right.  I was wrong.  I wrote the above after a crappy day. 

Objection withdrawn. 

Except for the Spencer Tunick bit. 

8 Responses to “I’ll Make An Exception”

  1. angryclown Says:

    It’s Improv Everywhere. Regular people (including our mutual pal Beeeej), who sign up for urban pranks. They got on the subway without pants one time. Lighten up. You’re projecting.

    http://improveverywhere.com/

  2. Tim in StP Says:

    Here’s a photoset for
    No Pants 2k8.

    “ooh, look – a cynical critique of the hustle and bustle of the hopeless bourgeois life. We, the artists, who exist an a more noble plane, will silently mock their exertions, then scamper, giggling, away, wrapped in our smug sense of superiority”.

    Get a grip. Can’t the right enjoy anything?

  3. Mitch Says:

    AC,

    Well, that’s different. “No Pants” is always funny.

    Hey, AC – speaking of Grand Central, that’s where I’ll be in about a month…

    TiSP,

    This isn’t “the right”. This is me. And as I said, it was a crummy day – one where I could empathize with the guy on the skidlifter.

    ON a different day, who knows. To say otherwise would be a rampant generalization. So, as they say, get a grip.

  4. Tim in StP Says:

    Sorry for the generalization. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to don my alpaca, get in my Volvo and drive to an anti-war, pro-rape vigil.

  5. Mitch Says:

    LOL.

    Well played.

  6. Troy Says:

    So, when ‘Tim in StP’ says:

    “Can’t the right enjoy anything?”

    I should say:

    “Can ‘Tim in StP’ use less gross, distorting generalization?”

    and not:

    “Can ‘the left’ use less gross, distorting generalization?”

    or am I safe either way? 😉

  7. Andrew Rothman Says:

    Aw, c’mon, Mitch, that was funnier than hell. Any time a group of 200 people want to inject a bit of the surreal into our lives, that’s okay with me.

    I think that you’re reading a lot into the “message” that probably isn’t there.

    And to the best of my knowledge, this “art” did not receive any public funds. 🙂

  8. buzz Says:

    http://www.extrememortman.com/bush-administration/from-neocons-to-neocars/

    Peeve move to Oregon?

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