Let Me Put It This Way

By Mitch Berg

Sublime?

Meet ridiculous.

That is all.

31 Responses to “Let Me Put It This Way”

  1. angryclown Says:

    Ouch. In case you were worried that Obamaphilia’s just a shallow hipster cult. One too many trips.2.the.well, will.i.am.

    That McCain vid will have ’em rocking the nursing homes. Archival footage of McCain, Churchill, T.R.? Surprised they didn’t go with a Glen Miller score.

  2. Yossarian Says:

    Say what you will about McCain’s “Life Alert” status, that Obama video was just downright creeptastic. All that was missing was footage of a police tank crashing into the wall of a burning compound.

  3. angryclown Says:

    I wouldn’t worry about a bunch of today’s entertainers climing into police tanks, Yoss. They lack the attention span for any serious antisocial behavior.

    Just count yourselves lucky that Obama doesn’t have the Rat Pack around making commercials. Then you’d have problems, pally.

  4. flash Says:

    Well, the McCain one is clearly a spoof on something. Anyone know where the original is.

    As for the other one, pretty powerful stuff, which is why, as a rule, the Cons try to talk it down. Anytime ScaifeNet uses words like ridiculous or goofy, et al you know the Left must have nailed it on the head. For if it was ridiculous, why bother . . . .

  5. Yossarian Says:

    Flash, seriously, drop the ScaifeNet gag. It was funny the first 500 times, but now it comes across as a Raymond J. Johnson comedy schtick routine.

  6. angryclown Says:

    You’re usually quite sensible, Flash. But that Obama vid is cringeworthy. will.i.am shoulda hung it up after “Yes We Can.”

    Of course the McCain vid is just comical. No amount of minimalist music or quick cuts can disguise the fact he’s basing his appeal on long-dead politicians who don’t even appear on voters’ pocket-change. (McCain to staffer: “What do you mean there aren’t any film clips of Zachary Taylor?”)

    And what’s with the clouds? A reminder that McCain will be living up in Heaven soon?

  7. angryclown Says:

    You can call me “Yossarian.” Or you can call me “Yoss.” Or you can call me “Cathcart”…

  8. Troy Says:

    I am so lucky a bunch of old dead guys aren’t making videos. Now that would be creepy!

    You’ve never heard the phrase “hold up for ridicule” flash? Get out more! 🙂

  9. angryclown Says:

    Troy prematurely observed: “I am so lucky a bunch of old dead guys aren’t making videos.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_A53PAxeR8

  10. Yossarian Says:

    You can call me “Angry,” or you can call me “Clown,” or you can call me “AC,” or you can call me “Shit Head,” or you can call me “Cum Guzzler”. . .

  11. flash Says:

    “drop the ScaifeNet gag.”

    Ahh, the ole we can but you can’t gambit. Nice play!

  12. flash Says:

    AC “But that Obama vid is cringeworthy.”

    May be, but whenever ‘mitch’ calls something ridiculous, one needs to take pause. He likes making big deals about things that he claims aren’t big deals . . . which usually means they are.

  13. Mr. D Says:

    I dunno. My takeaway on the McCain ad is that he’s recommending people wear bowler hats. Ya know, like Churchill and TR. Problem is, the last prominent personage sporting a bowler was the Alex character that Malcolm McDowell played in A Clockwork Orange.

  14. Yossarian Says:

    Ahh, the ole we can but you can’t gambit. Nice play!

    Er, yeah, that’s what it was. A gambit. I totally gambited you. I gambited the SHIT out of you. I say, old chap, did you see that gambit I played? That Flash bloke completely fell for my gambit, whilst I twittered away, nibbling on crumpets and sipping my tea.

  15. Mitch Says:

    he’s basing his appeal on long-dead politicians

    Well, that is sorta part of conservatism, right?

    And Churchill’s no deader’n Elvis is, pally.

    who don’t even appear on voters’ pocket-change.

    It’d be so cool if Churchill appeared on US money.

    And I think it’s time for TR to get a coin or bill. Maybe he can bump Andrew Jackson, at long last.

  16. angryclown Says:

    So where’s your frikken Spitzer post? Does Angryclown have to write the blog for you?

  17. Master of None Says:

    hey, at leat it wasn’t a gay prostitution ring. Or was it?

  18. Yossarian Says:

    Spitzer could join forces with Larry Craig and Mark Foley to become an unstoppable force for. . . well. . . SOMETHING.

  19. Mitch Says:

    So where’s your frikken Spitzer post?

    I just got into the office.

    Maaan. I turn my back for a morning, and the whole friggin’ world falls apart!

  20. flash Says:

    Spitzer should have resigned. His priority should be on salvaging his family right now and no way can he do the job of Governor at the same time. This isn’t a party thing, its just the right thing to do.

    Flash

  21. swiftee Says:

    “I wouldn’t worry about a bunch of today’s entertainers climing into police tanks, Yoss. They lack the attention span for any serious antisocial behavior.”

    Most also lack the mental capacity of a piece of chewed bubblegum. Guess that’s why Democrat politicians rely on them to “fire up” their moonbat base.

  22. flash Says:

    “”Democratic politicians rely on them to “fire up” their moonbat base. “”

    Nope, that’s why Republicans exist *laughing*

  23. angryclown Says:

    Master of None said: “hey, at leat it wasn’t a gay prostitution ring. Or was it?”

    No Master, pretty sure Spitzer’s a Democrat.

  24. joelr Says:

    And what’s with the clouds?

    The POV of flying through the coulds is a reminder, ac, and not a terribly subtle one, that John McCain’s service to the country began as a naval aviator.

  25. angryclown Says:

    …and ended with a splash.

  26. Master of None Says:

    Spitzer’s a Democrat.

    and a Governor, just like Jim McGreevey

  27. Master of None Says:

    …and ended with a splash.

    No, it ended in a POW camp. Two bad he couldn’t get an early out with his third Purple Heart, like that other guy.

  28. Mitch Says:

    pretty sure Spitzer’s a Democrat.

    Like Barney Frank?

  29. angryclown Says:

    Master of Bation said: “No, it ended in a POW camp. Two bad he couldn’t get an early out with his third Purple Heart, like that other guy.”

    A little harsh to blame McCain for being an incompetent pilot, don’t you think?

  30. Tracy E Says:

    Both videos suck! McCain’s for the Geritol set and Obama’s is for the Hollyweird worshipping teeny boppers.

    The Obama chant will be super-imposed over a Hitler video soon if they keep that creepy shit up.

  31. Master of None Says:

    A little harsh to blame McCain for being an incompetent pilot, don’t you think?

    Yes, that’s why you shouldn’t try to make such an asinine point.

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