Ratched Rising
By Mitch Berg
Dennis Miller on the Clinton comeback:
Well, you know, it reminded me that in many ways, Hillary Clinton is Glenn Close in “Fatal Attraction.” And you better hold her for the extra breath or she’s coming up with a Ginzu. And that’s what happened last night.
To be fair, only Vince Foster’s rabbit got boiled…
I think Barack Obama — you know, when I hear Dick Morris, and I had my earpiece in, so I was privy to him talking a little bit about how he didn’t think the Clintons would go to the nuclear option. I think people ascribe more nobility to them vis-a-vis the Democratic Party than I do. I’ve always said I think they’re in the Clinton business.
And I loved this bit:
To me, they’re like Bonnie and Clyde ripping through the countryside in that jalopy. And they’ve got Buck Barrel in the back. He’s kicked out the window. He’s shooting out the window. Madeleine Albright is Estelle Parson. She’s screaming. You hear that banjo music. They’re just going to do what they have to to advance their cause.
On the Jack Nicholson endorsement:
Listen, there are surprises every week with Hillary Clinton. Jack Nicholson has endorsed Hillary Clinton. Now, I know there are always cultural scholars that theorize that, apres the lobotomy, Randall McMurphy would, indeed, fall in love with Nurse Ratchet. I guess this validates that theory.
The whole thing, as they say, is worth a read.
(Via Brad C)
