Not Reagan, Not Wellstone…
By Mitch Berg
…not even David Cassidy in his prime had fans that were this friggin’ bizarre:
Yes, just a day before a debate in Texas, Sen. Barack Obama has a head cold.
And about a half-hour into a speech here, the Illinois Democrat announced that he had to take a quick break. “Gotta blow my nose here for a second,” Obama said.
Out came a Kleenex (or perhaps it was a hankie), and he wiped his nose.
The near-capacity audience at the Reunion Arena, which his campaign said totaled 17,000, broke out in a slightly awkward applause.
Heaven help Western Civilization if he comes down with jock itch on the trail.





February 22nd, 2008 at 11:10 am
That tissue is now available on E-Bay.
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
If he comes down with jock itch, Thriller-style dancing will come back into vogue.
February 22nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Nerdbert,
When did it go OUT of style??? Who doesn’t like dancing like Michael?
Nah… I can’t even say that with a straight face.