Not Reagan, Not Wellstone…

By Mitch Berg

…not even David Cassidy in his prime had fans that were this friggin’ bizarre:

Yes, just a day before a debate in Texas, Sen. Barack Obama has a head cold.

And about a half-hour into a speech here, the Illinois Democrat announced that he had to take a quick break. “Gotta blow my nose here for a second,” Obama said.

Out came a Kleenex (or perhaps it was a hankie), and he wiped his nose.

The near-capacity audience at the Reunion Arena, which his campaign said totaled 17,000, broke out in a slightly awkward applause.

Heaven help Western Civilization if he comes down with jock itch on the trail.

3 Responses to “Not Reagan, Not Wellstone…”

  1. Kermit Says:

    That tissue is now available on E-Bay.

  2. nerdbert Says:

    If he comes down with jock itch, Thriller-style dancing will come back into vogue.

  3. Badda Says:

    Nerdbert,
    When did it go OUT of style??? Who doesn’t like dancing like Michael?

    Nah… I can’t even say that with a straight face.

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