Mila Kunis Stomps On Mice With Stiletto Heels While Wearing Lingerie

By Mitch Berg

For starters, there’s only one thing in the media lower-rent than posting titillating headlines to draw search engine traffic.

And that is anything said, thought or done by Cenk Uyghur.

Uyghur who just got whacked at MSNBC after a not-especially-auspicious year or so – claimed that he was diced because he was just too tough on politicians, and that his Youtube channel is bigger than Jebus.

Which drew the attention of Breitbart, who is to bloaty-headed lefty wannabe thugs what garlic is to bloaty-headed wanna be thug vampires::

Nothing lower than exploiting public prurience for ratings and search engine traffic.

And in closing, may I just add “Scarlett Johannson Sex Tape”.

That is all.

8 Responses to “Mila Kunis Stomps On Mice With Stiletto Heels While Wearing Lingerie”

  1. bubbasan Says:

    I’ve got to admit that my appreciation for Mila Kunis just went up. That’s true, right?

  2. Terry Says:

    My friend wants to know — was Miss Kunis smoking a cigarette while she stomped the mice?

  3. Seflores Says:

    If you are going to – I believe the term is ‘link whore’ – with a center-right blog, best to take lessons from this guy…
    http://powip.com/2011/03/mary-katharine-hams-breasts/

  4. K-Rod Says:

    Mitch, is that double stick tape?

  5. Ben Says:

    Still more interesting than the vast amount of shit on MSNBC.

  6. jpmn Says:

    I want pictures!

  7. Kermit Says:

    Who is Vanessa Hudgens? Why should I care?

  8. Troy Says:

    This:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/OldSpice

    is more interesting than most of MSNBC. *shrug*

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