Our Long National Nightmare…
By Mitch Berg
…is over.
Begone, Basketball. Hie thee away, Hockey. Fuhgeddaboutit, Football. You served your purpose – keeping the kids occupied during the winter.
Now, you can all just retire from the stage until October.





February 14th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
26 days and I’ll be sitting in Ft. Myers watching the Twins host the Devil Rays. Cold beer, 80 degrees, March.
February 14th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
South Florida: where you only have to run the air conditioner 48 weeks a year. Unless you are sensitive to mold, in which case it is 52 weeks a year, have to have tile floors, aluminum “2x4s” in your walls, etc.
Nice place to visit. Lousy place to live.
February 15th, 2008 at 7:57 am
There’s a line from City Slickers about baseball. I’ve forgot it. I’ll have to look it up.