Not Touching This One With A Ten Foot Pole

The Bad News:  Al Quaeda is using mentally-handicapped people as involuntary suicide bombers.

The Worse News:  According to the Britain’s environment minister, their tradition of arranged marriages between close relatives – even first cousins – might create a bumper crop:

A government minister has warned that inbreeding among immigrants is causing a surge in birth defects – comments likely to spark a new row over the place of Muslims in British society.

Phil Woolas, an environment minister, said the culture of arranged marriages between first cousins was the “elephant in the room”. Woolas, a former race relations minister, said: “If you have a child with your cousin the likelihood is there’ll be a genetic problem.”

The minister, whose views were supported by medical experts this weekend, said: “The issue we need to debate is first cousin marriages, whereby a lot of arranged marriages are with first cousins, and that produces lots of genetic problems in terms of disability [in children].”

Ew.  Just…ew.

7 thoughts on “Not Touching This One With A Ten Foot Pole

  1. Meanwhile, the University of Minnesota has declared this week national “marry a relative week” and has instituted a new program……incestual studies.

  2. I don’t think AssClown will be commenting on this one…it’s waaay too “close to home” for comfort.

  3. ” Al Quaeda is using mentally-handicapped people as involuntary suicide bombers.”

    Somebody better pat down the Peeve.

  4. “things happen when you have 27 clown family members in one VW.”

    …uncle AssClown, is that your floppy shoe or are you trying to “marry me” again?

  5. So when are people going to see this silly death cult for what it is; completely and totally incompatible with our modern western lives?

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