Joe “Learned Foot” Tucci tackles Susan “Xanax” Lenfestey’s nighmarish mope over the anniversary of the death of Molly Ivins.

Lenfestey:

Unlike Maureen Dowd, who delights in snippy wordplay, with Molly you felt the words erupting from her soul, ricocheting off her funny bone and then passing through her brain…

Tucci:

…and then finally exiting through her anus

Read the whole thing…

…especially to ponder the wonder of this idea:

FOOT HAS BRILLIANT IDEA: We need to start an all-ThunderJournalist thrash metal band whose songs are completely comprised of lines from Sooz’s columns. We could call it “Deathskull” (with umlauts over all the vowels).

(Or maybe “Death KAR for Cutie”?)

Hm.

Hmmmmm.

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