Mission For Today

By Mitch Berg

Kool Aid Report is running a poll – “Best Metal Song”.

I nominated “Running WIth The Devil” by Van Halen.  If you have a minute or two, run by and give it a vote, if you please.  Kid Leo of WMMS in Cleveland – the greatest rock and roll disk jockey of all time – calls it the best metal song of all time, and if Kid Leo and I agree about anything, well, go with Kid Leo anyway.  Thanks.

Now, metalheads might ask “is that really metal?”

To which I respond with a thwack upside their fool heads; who cares?  The definition of “Metal” has bounced around like a ferret on Jaegermeister over the past 25 years, and all you metalheads better shut up or I’ll sic Wilson Pickett on you.

And you don’t want that.

23 Responses to “Mission For Today”

  1. flash Says:

    “The definition of “Metal” has bounced around like a ferret on Jaegermeister over the past 25 years,”

    Yoou mean bounced around like a Mittens Romney position over the past 24 hours *laughing*

  2. Master of None Says:

    I didn’t see my choice in the poll, so I followed directions and passed. I can’t say that I’m a fan of Metal.

    “Running with the Devil” — isn’t that the Clinton campaign theme song?

  3. Mitch Says:

    like a Mittens Romney position

    No, no no – I mean like Hillary’s accent.

  4. flash Says:

    That’s good, too!

    As for the Poll, Xanadu by RUSH. Best Song Evah! They were metal before metal was metal

  5. LearnedFoot Says:

    Rush is progressive rock, and therefore was not considered.

    And Xanadu isn’t even the best song on Farewell to Kings. Except, maybe, live. I’ll give you Xanadu live.

  6. jdege Says:

    What’s the shortest metal song?

    Because it’d clearly be the best.

    Soonest over means sooner to arrive at blessed silence.

  7. Master of None Says:

    I was looking for Kinks You Really Got Me

    That’s as close as I can come to metal.

  8. Badda Says:

    Van Halen… really?

    Gotta be either 2112 or perhaps Run to the Hills… with the strong possibility of Powerslave.

  9. flash Says:

    progressive rock = They were metal before metal was metal

    How much more progressive can you be.

    Rush, May 22, Excel Energy Center BE THERE. I will be, AGAIN!

  10. nerdbert Says:

    2112: my first concert. April Wine opened. Good times. Excel? Certainly a lot more upscale than the joints they played back then.

    Early Rush isn’t progressive by any means, it’s metal with actual musicianship. They definitely mellowed as time went on.

  11. PaulC Says:

    Had to go with “Seek and Destroy” there. It’s funny about crunchy-guitar music. I remember when we thought Sammy Hagar was heavy metal (because of Fast Times at Ridgemont High, “Heavy Metal” soundtrack theme song, up through his VOA record, I guess).
    Come to think of it, those songs probably ARE heavy metal. Sammy Hagar was, indeed, heavy metal. Correct?

  12. Badda Says:

    That’s right Flash… I was surprised to hear they were coming back. That last show here was the first Rush show I’ve missed in the Twin Cities since 1986.

    I intend to make up for the missed show this time. 😉

  13. Mitch Says:

    progressive rock = They were metal before metal was metal

    Well, no – Progressive Rock is “Genesis with louder guitars”.

    Nothing against Rush – and their first couple of albums were the arty extreme of “metal” as it was understood in the seventies (the opposite extreme from whatever crap Ozzy Ozbourne/Black Sabbath were doing) – but that WAS like thirty years ago.

    “Working Man”, from the first album (with John Rutsey playing drums) sounded like a Black Sabbath song sung by a guy on helium. And I mean that in a good way.

  14. LearnedFoot Says:

    progressive rock = They were metal before metal was metal

    So then the other prog rock acts of the same era – Yes, Genesis, Alan Parsons Project etc. – are also metal?

    I disagree. A bright line has to be drawn somewhere.

  15. Mitch Says:

    checks the timestamps…

  16. Colleen Says:

    Metallica’s “Enter Sandman” or “The Unforgiven” or…maybe AC\DC “Thunderstruck”. Or maybe…

  17. LearnedFoot Says:

    Oh, Colleen. So young…

    (I didn’t mean that as a compliment, but you’re welcome anyway)

  18. Troy Says:

    ‘Seek and Destroy’ is also my favorite of the bunch. I understand that there are only so many slots, so I was glad to see Judas Priest on the list, but I liked “Breaking the Law” better. 😉

  19. flash Says:

    Badda, 18th row main floor last time. The Pre Rush bash was in the garage and we cabbed it to Excell. I plan on doing it again so will keep you in mind.

    Flash

  20. jackscrow Says:

    Steel Monkey by Jethro Tull.

    They are “Heavy Metal”, right? The Grammy said so…. Sheesh!

  21. Master of None Says:

    Honestly, this is like listening to people discuss their favorite wine coolers.

  22. Badda Says:

    Flash,
    That’s very kind of you, sir. I might have to accept the offer. 😉

  23. Badda Says:

    Oh, yeah… Breaking the Law and Heading Out to the Highway fit well.

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