13 thoughts on “Big Announcement

  1. Impromptu channel of the Nihilist in Golf Pants, with apologies to same.

    11. His NCAA bracket is better than Obama’s.
    10. Wil Steger will no longer take his calls.
    9. He kissed a girl and he liked it.
    8. He’s “unalloted” Mitch Daniels.
    7. He’s figured out what Gary Miller is actually doing in Farmville.
    6. He’s never been to Spain, but he kinda likes the music.
    5. He’s figured out how to pronounce Reince Priebus.
    4. He’s deeply hurt by Jeff Rosenberg’s latest stinging rebuke at MNPublius.
    3. His Netflix account reveals that “I (Heart) Huckabees” is not a campaign video.
    2. He’s found a better dry cleaner to ensure that David Brooks notices his pants crease.
    1. He’s joined the staff of “Dump Bachmann,” just to be sure.

  2. Coach of the Wild would actually be a good move for him and the Wild.

    Hey….national consverative press initially poked fun of T-Paw when he hinted about running for the Big One. But his recent tours and brought a lot of people around. His John Stewart interview was probably one of his best.

  3. And you need to “like” his Facebook page to see it…

    So nobody will see it then, great. Is he going to announce that he’s still boring?

  4. So nobody will see it then, great.

    Only the smart people.

    Is he going to announce that he’s still boring

    After two years of “exciting”, we’re broke, drowning in debt, the economy is heading for double-dip recession, and we’re in a third war with no end in sight.

    I’ll take “Boring” but competent over a pretty face/empty suit with “Star Power” right about now.

  5. I’ll take “Boring” but competent over a pretty face/empty suit with “Star Power” right about now.

    Me too. No matter how much I like to make fun of T-Paw for his foibles, he’d be a vast, vast improvement over the current President.

  6. I would ask if Tim ever grows weary of being the village idiot, but the answer is quite obvious.

  7. “No matter how much I like to make fun of T-Paw for his foibles, he’d be a vast, vast improvement over the current President.”

    Could you possibly set the bar any lower?

  8. Could you possibly set the bar any lower?

    Actually, yeah we could. Obama has one character trait that helps mitigate some of the damage he does — he likes to party and is easily distracted. What would be far worse would be to have an ambitious moron in the White House.

  9. Well, Mr. D, I would argue that the bar is set by what is, not by what might be, but I totally get what you’re saying.

  10. I would say some neighborhood in St.Paul is missing its village idiot but since he still lives there his title is safe.

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