All Memes Necessary

By Mitch Berg

What is…:

  1. …your most unusual talent?: I have an uncanny knack for standing in front of the elevator door that will eventually be the one that opens.
  2. …The Best Dunn Bros?: I love love love the one on Fifth and Wabasha.
  3. …the worst holiday song?: Gotta be the very hip lounge-y version of “Sleigh Ride”. Johnny Mathis, maybe? Doesn’t matter – whomever it is, it sounds like Bill Murray doing his classic “Lounge Singer” bit.
  4. …the most overrated underground singer in history?: Male: Henry Rollins. Female: Peaches (the Canadian X-rated techno “singer”, not the one of “…and Herb” fame).
  5. …the best Law and Order cop lineup?: There’ve been so many. At the moment, my short list is Jerry Orbach/Chris Noth (L’nO), Vincent D’Onofrio/Kathryn Erbe (CI), Chris Noth/Annabella Sciorra (CI).
  6. …the best Law and Order attorney lineup?: I will always like Sam Waterston/Jill Hennessey the best, although Courtney Vance/Diane Neal (when she was still a redhead) is moving up fast.
  7. …your New Year’s Resolution short list, so far?: Same as last year; bike to work every day I can, including all summer. Get into better shape. I’m so far ahead of where I was last year, it’s not even funny; I’m hoping I can make a great year of it this time around.
  8. …your greatest food weakness?: Garlic bread in any of its many permutations.
  9. …the most-overrated comedian ever?: That changes very, very often, but this time of year, every year, it’s gotta be Lewis Black. Why does Comedy Central think his dyspeptic end-of-year wrapup is ever funny?
  10. …your least-favorite holiday food?: Divinity.

5 Responses to “All Memes Necessary”

  1. SteveM Says:

    “Damaged”-era Rollins was great. Rollins Band-era Rollins, not so much. And how could you have two LnO questions and not work in a mention of Angie Harmon? I’ll chalk it up to the hour.

  2. angryclown Says:

    Is it because she’s not a lesbian?

  3. Badda Says:

    #9. Margaret Cho or (these days) Eddie Izzard.

    Eddie was quite a bit better until folks started laughing before he even set up a joke. Urgh.

    It is probably a case of “I liked him before everyone else thought he was cool”. Sue me.

  4. buzz Says:

    I remember the “is it because I am a lesbian” question, but I dont remember which one that was. It was the blond one right?

  5. Master of None Says:

    #7 — Get my back in good enough shape to run another marathon.

    #2 — Minnetonka Blvd. Free Ann Coulter books on the tables for reading material.

    #8 — Ice cream and (beer)

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