Attention, Democrat Underground
By Mitch Berg
A Christian-hating guy walks into a crowded megachurch with three guns and 1,000 rounds of ammo, after shooting several and killing two in the parking lot (and, it seems likely, more at the missionary training center earlier in the morning).
1,000 rounds.
Suuuure he really just intended to shoot himself, and the three hits to the chest that incapacitated him were superfluous.
You stick with that story.
Morons.
December 14th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
lol
That means he knows he has lied. 😀
December 14th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
No snow here. And Angryclown was in L.A. the past couple days. 64 degrees.
Better watch out stirring up weather envy with this crowd. Angryclown will certainly take NYC weather over the Twinkie Cities. And it sounds like everybody there is sick.
Plus, don’t you get antsy sitting on a big rock in the middle of the ocean?
December 14th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
Hawaii’s about the bluest state in the U.S. I think you’re secretly a Democrat, Terry.
December 14th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
I voted for Jacobson to be my county council rep in the last election. He’s a Greenie. From Minnesota.
December 14th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
And I was lying about the weather here (though I used the info for my zip code from wunderground.com). I’m at 3600′. It hasn’t been above 55 deg in days. Plus we’ve had over 25 inches of rain in the last week.
But at least it isn’t snowing.
December 14th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
So I had a more pleasant two days than you!
And seriously, do you live on the rim of a volcano? You’re on the big island, right?
December 14th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
The air here stinks of sulphur when the wind comes from the south. The earth shakes regularly. Bus loads of Japanese tourists (aka ‘crick-cricks’) crowd the highway.
Great off road bicycling on paths through the rainforest, though. God Bless our National Park system!
December 14th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
Terry disclosed: “The air here stinks of sulphur when the wind comes from the south.”
Cheney’s got a house nearby?
December 14th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
I think angryclown could stand to some more “putting up” himself if he demands that of others. I understand that may not be angryclowns role, but if that’s the case, he is in a position to demand snide remarks and seltzer water. And that’s about it.
December 14th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
He might. So many pale, chubby, bald white men go to Hawaii in December I can’t tell one from another. Also evil republicans are attracted to both lava (as we saw in Star Wars episode III) and golf courses. Volcano has both.
December 14th, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Angryclown is happy to put up: A blog post and 59 comments. And no one has linked to or quoted a comment by a single Democrat to justify Mitch’s assertion. You wingnuts are all wet. You’re wetnuts. Don’t fool yourself, Trojan Man. You’re doing nothing more than spinning your own little wingnut fantasy land here. A little shelter from a world where people expect you provide some proof of the jerky things you say, or just keep ’em to yourself.
“Well, that’s exactly the kinda thing a libral *would* say!”
Angryclown mocks you.
December 14th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
You can’t be a wingnut, Terry. You have a sense of humor. Like I tell Mitch all the time.
December 14th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
I live on the edge of a smoking volcano, I have a Harley, an unregistered handgun, a giant tattoo on my back and a metal plate in my head.
I am the future of the republican party.
December 14th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
I did not realize my job was to justify Mitch’s assertion.
Oh wait, that’s right, it’s not.
Then again, I haven’t told you to “put up” or “shut up”. Who a fascist again?
December 15th, 2007 at 9:13 am
Terry said: “I live on the edge of a smoking volcano, I have a Harley, an unregistered handgun, a giant tattoo on my back and a metal plate in my head.
I am the future of the republican party.”
God knows they’re working hard to get the guys-with-metal-plates-in-their-heads vote.
Do refrigerator magnets stick to your head? That would be so cool.
December 15th, 2007 at 9:44 am
I wish! Titanium is not magnetic. In countries with socialized medicine they use plexiglass or cigarette foil or some cheap junk like that.
December 15th, 2007 at 10:32 am
So many pale, chubby, bald white men go to Hawaii in December I can’t tell one from another.
I’ll be the one wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt.
December 15th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Terry, I’d be concerned about your sense of humor if I were you. 😉
December 15th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Actually it’s the dem’s who are trying to get the krazee vote.
Here’s one o’ them link thingys that show I’m not just making it up:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9C05E1D91530F930A25753C1A96F958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=print
December 15th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
Democratic crazies live long enough to vote. Republican crazies tend to get taken down in a hail of gunfire after shooting up a church or school.
December 15th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
The SLA were republicans?
It’s hard to believe your party is counting on the votes of crazy people and felons to give them the presidency.
December 15th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
I thought Scooter Libby was a Republican.
December 16th, 2007 at 2:02 am
Poor ol’ Scooter. He lied to a grand jury. There’s plenty of precedent for jailing people for that crime, though at least one offender is walking around a free man after giving up his law license.
Look for Scooter to land a lucrative book deal in early 2009. Loyalty used to be a life-long thing, but in these decayed times ‘until my boss leaves office’ is the standard.