The Right Profile

By Mitch Berg

How cool must it be to be in Wisconsin right now?  All-GOP executive and legislative branches?

Scott Walker taunts Illinois:

The Open for Business road signs will be placed along the state roadway border crossings, where the state has traditionally touted the name of the current Governor.

“These signs proudly proclaim Wisconsin is open for business,” said Governor Walker. “Along with the symbolic nature of these signs, there are going to be substantive changes to the way our state government treats job creators. The pro-growth initiatives I support stand in stark contrast to those policies being discussed in our bordering states. These signs are aimed directly at job creators to make them aware that they are welcome here. As our neighbor states make it more difficult for private employers to create jobs, they can ‘Escape to Wisconsin .’”

Hope it works.  It’d be fun to teach hamsters like Illinois – and Mark Dayton – a lesson.

6 Responses to “The Right Profile”

  1. angryclown Says:

    They’ll look very dignified next to the signs for Mars Cheese Castle.

  2. Kermit Says:

    Or UW-Madison. Equally distinguished.

  3. Terry Says:

    I don’t think that it is too early to start talking about the “Greenbay Bear Packers”.

  4. bosshoss429 Says:

    Well, we know one thing for sure, they will certainly not be escaping to New York!

  5. angryclown Says:

    Didn’t get in, eh Kerm?

  6. Kermit Says:

    No, I didn’t. I couldn’t recite any passages from Mao’s Little Red Book.

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