Movie Reviews We Can Use
By Mitch Berg
Bill over at the Salad reviews Until the Devil Knows You’re Dead:
Anyway, the movie finally starts and it’s about a family and some stuff happens and what-not and blah, blah, blah AND MARISA TOMEI IS NAKED A LOT!!!!!!! Haaaaaaa-le-lu-jah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Ha-Ha-Lay-Hey-Loooooo-Ya!!!!!
What an outstanding body! I mean movie. Marisa is 42 years old and she couldn’t possibly look any better. Yowza. Perhaps the best movie nudity since Phoebe Cates blessed my life for 15 seconds in “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”.
(CLOSED CIRCUIT TO MY MALE READERS ONLY: High praise indeed. END CLOSED CIRCUIT).
(CLOSED CIRCUIT TO MY KIDS: I have no idea what movie he’s talking about. END CLOSE CIRCUIT)
The movie – sez Bill – is otherwise good, not that it matters.
The rest of the post…well, it doesn’t live up to the pullquote. Yagh.
December 5th, 2007 at 7:53 am
Sounds like a thumbs-up.
Oh wait. I don’t think that’s a thumb.
December 5th, 2007 at 9:01 am
Marisa Tomei? Someone mentioned my people?
(She was good in “Rescue Me” about a year and a half ago… but, alas, not naked. She was having sex, though.)
December 5th, 2007 at 10:36 am
She’s mine, hands off, err well, on, but mine, mine mine, only mine.
And Natalie Portman too, she’s mine! so hand’s.. err ah you know what I mean.
December 5th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Peevish,
You married guys stay off the market, dagnabbit.
December 5th, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Peevish and I agree on something!
It’s been an interesting day indeed!