Like A Boy Scout Troup
By Johnny Roosh
They’re prepared.
…for a “liquor-free” Vikings game in the neighborhood.
Value Liquors — which is right next to TCF Bank Stadium in Minneapolis — tells TMZ they’re preparing for huge business since officials nixed alcohol sales in the college stadium for the matchup with the Chicago Bears.
We’re told the store ordered 50 cases of flasks, and over 4,000 airplane-size bottles of liquor. Hmmm … wonder what fans are gonna do with those?
Peeps at the stadium say flasks and alcohol are strictly prohibited … but fans tend to forget the rules when it’s 20 degrees and snowing.
…and I have a feeling there are a lot of frisk-free places to hide a flask or wee bottle of whiskey.
PS: Don’t ask me what I was doing on the TMZ web site. I wasn’t. I got a verbal tip, Googled it and ended up there.
December 20th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
How are they going to pat down someone wearing four+ layers? Good luck, geniuses.
December 20th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
I heard they’ve got a contingent of staff from MSP coming in to do the frisking! :^)
December 20th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Bubba, are you implying that by tomorrow morning we will be watching youtube video of a guy yelling ‘don’t frostbite my junk!’?
December 20th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Looking out the window I have to laugh at all the snow shoveling they did at “The Bank”.
December 20th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Channel 11 did a segment from Val-U liquors….Chicago fans were loading up on the bottles of booze and stuffing them in their boots to take into said game.
I love the free market. Left wing Mpls business people know what the consumers want.
December 20th, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Kermit, my take is that it’s kind of a “don’t drink” wink wink. They really don’t care.
December 20th, 2010 at 5:24 pm
it’s kind of a “don’t drink” wink wink.
Don’t ask, don’t tell LIVES!
December 20th, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Don’t Drink, Don’t Puke.
Next year when the U of M is complaining about funding shortages, let’s remember the buttload of money they turned down tonight in the form of concessions.
December 20th, 2010 at 10:01 pm
Kermit, are you insinuating that sports franchisees are only in it for the money?
Shame on you.
December 20th, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Well the Vikings don’t seem to be in it for the glory. Especially not tonight.
December 21st, 2010 at 9:14 pm
“Don’t ask me what I was doing on the TMZ web site. I wasn’t. I got a verbal tip, Googled it and ended up there.”
Don’t worry, Roosh. We know you were probably spending yet another night toggling between stormfront.org and justinbieber.com.
December 21st, 2010 at 10:09 pm
Another baseless Nazi reference. Yawn.