Get Out of the Way
By Johnny Roosh
"Oops. Gotta go dearie. I crapped myself."
Just what we need…
To reach the older market, wireless carriers are offering lessons in how to text, introducing phones with oversized buttons and fine-tuning their marketing strategies.
…octogenarians texting behind the wheel…how much slower could they go in the left lane with their turn signal on for the last ten miles?
November 30th, 2010 at 4:53 pm
What is the digital equivelent of a turn signal?
November 30th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
And, of course, “Where am I?” and “How did I get here?” 😉
November 30th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
And, of course, “Where am I?” and “How did I get here?”
We brought you here on the short bus, and we’re going to “help” you vote! Don’t go wandering off, stay with the group!
November 30th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
What’s scary is the younger set that is frighteningly similar to my parents in their inability to do simple things with computers. I mean, basic tasks like manipulating files and folders are beyond most 20-somethings. Don’t they teach this stuff in high school now?
“What is the digital equivelent of a turn signal?”
So, after much aggravation, the old man sort of figured out how to use Skype.
He left me a message one day, and didn’t click the hang up button. So it happily recorded fifteen minutes of him muttering to himself and his dogs being a nuisance in the background.
November 30th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Roosh, please clarify. Is that a photo of Dog Gone or “Penigma”? Looks like a fact-checking big “O”.