What’s Depressing…

By Mitch Berg

…is that neither this map…

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…nor this one…:


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…has appreciably changed in recent years.

Just saying.

8 Responses to “What’s Depressing…”

  1. Kermit Says:

    I blame Bush. No, really.

  2. angryclown Says:

    Respectively, Mitch’s imagined Berg for America 2008 electoral map and the nations that would continue to have diplomatic relations with the U.S. under a Berg administration.

  3. Jay Reding Says:

    Then again, if Hillary Clinton gets elected (*shudder*) the French will have a less socialist President than we would… and if that happens, I’m not sure that the universe wouldn’t collapse in on itself…

  4. Mitch Says:

    I’d win New York AND Texas?

    I AM a uniter!

  5. Paul Says:

    Berg Administration.

    Hmmnnn.

    Has a nice ring to it.

  6. Master of None Says:

    You’ve never been to California?

    I’m only missing three states, but none are on my “must see” list.

  7. Master of None Says:

    My world map is a little sparse though. Nothing in Africa, and very little in Asia.

    I was in the Golan Heights, does that count as Syria even though Israel is in control of it?

  8. angryclown Says:

    Dude. California.

    You’re not missing much in the Confederacy, other than you have to see it to believe it. And barbeque and Graceland, of course. And New Orleans, even post-Katrina. And what are you, boycotting New England?

    Excellent job on the big empty rectangle states though.

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