I’m Not Sure…
By Mitch Berg
…if I should buy this piece of real estate as a very, very, very relaxing vacation home…
The Missile Base consists of 57 acres of real estate. The center secured portion of the property is protected by the original barbed-wire-topped chainlink fence. There is a paved road leading into the property with dual entry gates.
Above ground is the original 40 X 100 shop building, two concrete targeting structures, two manufactured homes, two 8 X 8 X 40 storage containers, and the silo tops of the three missile silos, two antenna silos, one entry portal and a few other misc structures.
…or a safeguard against a Hillary Clinton adminstration…:
Below ground is a huge complex consisting of 16 buildings and thousands of feet of connecting tunnels. The major underground structures are:
- Three – 160′ Tall Missile Silos
- Three – 4 story Equipment Terminal Buildings
- Three – Fuel Terminal Buildings
- Two – 6 story Antenna Silos
- One Air Intake/Filtration Building
- One 100′ diameter Control Dome Building
- One 125′ diameter Power Dome Building
- One – 6 story Entry Portal Building
and a few other misc buildings and areas.
Decisions, decisions.
Note to the terminally silly: this is not a “nuke Hillary” reference. The Titan I was decommissioned decades ago. Get a life.
October 19th, 2007 at 10:14 am
If I had the money, that would be a most excellent property to have.
October 19th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Awesome, Mitch.
That’s gonna come in handy when Shrillary declares you an enemy combatant and renders you over to Sweden for water torture by enema in their socialist health care machinery. It’s be just like her to tap your phones too.
Better start defense preparations against Her Majesty’s Imperial Presidium.
/jc
October 19th, 2007 at 10:34 am
Awesome, Mitch.
That’s gonna be a great place to hide when Shrillary tries to declare you an enemy combatant and renders you over to Sweden for water torture by enema in their socialist health machinery. It’ll be just like her to tap your phones, too.
Better start building defenses against Her Majesty’s Imperial Presidium.
/jc
October 19th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
you over to Sweden for water torture by enema
And I always thought you hadn’t the foggiest clue about Scandinavian culture.
Who knew?
October 19th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Dr. Strangelove would love that place!
It is so expensive though that only a dimocrat could afford it. (Surveys have show them to be “richer” on average than Republicans.)
Perhaps it is a good place to ride-out the new and coming Clinton Monarchy but is there time to store two of every animal and enough seeds from every plant out there?
When the end comes; “If the nukes don’t get us, the socialist health care will.”
Maybe that “evil” militia can afford it as a survival base…
October 19th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
Dr. Strangelove would love that place!
It is so expensive though that only a dimocrat could afford it. (Surveys have show them to be “richer” on average than Republicans.)
Perhaps it is a good place to ride-out the new and coming Clinton administration (Monarchy?) but is there time to store two ov every animal and enough seeds from every plant out there?
When the end comes; “If the nukes don’t get us, the socialist health care will.”
Maybe that “evil” militia can afford it as a survival base…
Maybe I should buy it, and change my name to Zephrim Cochran.
October 19th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Dr. Strangelove would love that place!
It is so expensive though that only a dimocrat could afford it. (Surveys have show them to be “richer” on average than Republicans.)
Perhaps it is a good place to ride-out the new and coming Clinton administration (Monarchy?) but is there time to store two ov every animal and enough seeds from every plant out there?
When the end comes; “If the nukes don’t get us, the socialist health care will.”
Maybe that “evil” militia can afford it as a survival base…
Maybe I should buy it and change my name to Zephrim Cochran…
October 19th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
Maybe I should buy it and change my name to Zephrim Cochran…
October 20th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Notice the 3 year balloon. One way to make 3 years go by quickly, speaking from experience.
With a 100 foot dome, that would be a lot of living space all by itself.