Brave Sir Mark
By Mitch Berg
Everybody sing along:
Bravely bold Sir Mark, Rode forth from Wayzata.
He was not afraid to serve, Oh brave Sir Dayton.
He was not at all afraid to serve in elected office,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Dayton.
He was not in the least bit scaredTo keep his office hours.
Or to serve his constituents, and live in DC.
To dwell in a Georgetown condo,And have his trust fund burned away,
And face the same threats as the rest of Congress…
His building threatened, his mellow harshed,
And his schedule changed and his alert level raised,
And his staff sent home and his office closed
His sobriety questioned, his fitness impugned…
Does anyone know a good lute player?






October 18th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
What, you don’t play lute too?
October 18th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Careful, you’ll make him soil his armor again.
On second thought, let’s not go to 1006 Summit Avenue. ‘Tis a silly place.
October 18th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Brave Sir Mark could bring about the anarcho-syndicalist commune the DFL has long sought. Or perhaps just provide us all with a shrubbery.
October 18th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
…a good lute player…
there’s a joke in there somewhere… I’m going to go with… “how could you tell?”