My Adoring Public…
By Mitch Berg
…apparently hangs on my every word, writing and utterance.
Thanks, Crayola Boy! Maybe someday someone’ll give a rat’s ass about what you “write”/”draw”/whatever!
Dream a little dream, little fella!
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October 11th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Man-crush perhaps?
October 11th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Oh, I don’t know, having read some of the fawning, spin-til-you-die pablum on Wiki that this guy cites(if it Mitch that is the author of those cited articles) – well, the criticism certainly is highly deserved.
E.G. other than the Health Impact Fee – I guess Pawlenty kept his promise.
My reply is “gives a rat’s ass” is really fostering discourse.. very civil, very adult – and ‘Man-crush’ meet Rabbit Ears.
If we hung on your every utterance, considering the volume of bilge, there’s little else we could do during the work day – as that seems to be when you write most of your commentary these days – and even that’s ironic, considering you chastised your ‘adoring public’ (well, okay, only your critics, for commenting during the day- not so long ago.. hrmmmm).
Dream a double standard you object of a big-man-crush you.
October 11th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
“If we hung on your every utterance,”
Which you seem to do with almost religious zeal.
“considering the volume of bilge, there’s little else we could do during the work day”
You’re referring to your own comments, right Peev?
“Dream a double standard”
No need, when you dream big enough for all of us.
One of these days, Peev, you’re going to bump your head on a door frame, and the realization of all your endless preening, meandering, pointless blatherings is going to cascade upon you like Niagara Falls, at which point you’ll decide to get a life offline, and maybe even score a date, possibly with a girl.
October 11th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
If we hung on your every utterance, considering the volume of bilge, there’s little else we could do during the work day
Shall I render my response in column-inches, or words?
October 11th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
Dream a double standard you object of a big-man-crush you.
I’d reply to this sentence – but I haven’t the faintest idea what it means.
October 11th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
I’m stuck on this line
and ‘Man-crush’ meet Rabbit Ears.
Who is Rabbit Ears?
October 11th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Is he one of those “deep”, “inspired”, “stream of consciousness” guys.
If so, he might not think he has to make sense.
“it explains a lot.”
Hehe.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
My reply is “gives a rat’s ass” is really fostering discourse..
I’m not trying to “foster discourse”. I’m mocking an idiot.
‘Man-crush’ meet Rabbit Ears.
Troy,
I think he’s referring to putting “rabbit ears” behind someone’s head with your fingers.
Apropos what, I don’t know, either.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
The parrot photoshop was kinda cute. AC would approve.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
The parrot photoshop was kinda cute. AC would approve.
…True but red’s not his color. I think he looks better in black.
October 11th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Actually, Mitch would be much more believable as a Norwegian Blue. Pining for the fields, of course.
October 12th, 2007 at 10:03 am
If the divers are dredging Wiki for info, you can bet that they will soon be digging through your trash Mitch, and not just for tasty morsels and a new pair of socks. Next time you hear the can rattling at 3:00 am and think “racoons?”, better think again.
October 12th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Norwegian Blues pine for the FJORDS.
Sorry, just couldn’t let such a blatant misquote go uncorrected.