Atomizer’s Next Vacation?
By Mitch Berg
I’m guessing it’ll be Australia:
Doctors plugged an Italian tourist into a drip-feed of vodka to save him at a hospital in Australia that ran out of the medicinal alcohol it would normally have used for treatment.
I’m sure Atomizer’s insurance covers it, too.
“The patient was drip-fed about three standard drinks an hour for three days in the intensive care unit,” he said.
OK, maybe he’ll need the “deluxe” plan.
“The hospital’s administrators were also very understanding when we explained our reasons for buying a case of vodka.”
I think every talk radio listener in the Western World would understand.
October 11th, 2007 at 2:38 pm
As soon-to-be Mayor of the MOB, Atomizer would never leave the helm on a junket to a foreign country, unlike our current absentee office holder. The Newark mayor has a higher public profile than the current MOB incumbent.