Bumper Stuck
By Mitch Berg
MLP from Casual Sundays saw something really dumb:
MJ saw a bumber sticker today that read “The Germans supported their troops, too.”
I hate to think of anyone that stupid behind the wheel of a car.
Or voting.
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October 4th, 2007 at 6:33 am
That’s at least as intelligent as Buck Fush.
October 4th, 2007 at 9:23 am
At least that person was honest. He/she hates our armed forces and thinks they are mass murderers.
October 4th, 2007 at 9:24 am
So did MJ say what kind of care Dave Thune was driving?
October 4th, 2007 at 10:18 am
My current fav is the one that says “Coexist” with a cross, Star of David, Islamic crescent, peace sign, the ying/yang thang, and other various and sundry symbols. I’m sure the people who put it on their cars think they’re sending a deep message, but it’s completely meaningless.
October 4th, 2007 at 11:30 am
To paraphrase, “A wingnut friend of mine knows this other wingnut who saw a guy with a bumper sticker.” Sounds like another one of your wingnut urban legends.
October 4th, 2007 at 11:39 am
Sorry, I meant “bumber sticker.” That witness has all the credibility of your proverbial room full of nuns and baseball umpires.
October 4th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Coexist?! Ha!
Nuke ’em back to Tehran!
/jc
October 4th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
To further paraphrase, “despite overwhelming evidence found on various web sites, protests, letters to editors, etc, that people do think like this and have no shame in expressing their hatred towards the troops and their fellow Americans; unless I see video of the driver of this car actually applying the bumper sticker and signed affidavits from the driver and at least two witnesses who’s politics are also “progressive”, I will have to assume this is a wingnut urban legend.”
October 4th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I have no shame in expressing my feelings about crazy wingnuts who trade in phony Internet stories to fuel their irrational hatreds, Buzzkill. (Hey look, Arab-Americans cheering on 9/11!) So yeah, Angryclown requires more proof than a blog post about a blog post about somebody who saw a “bumber sticker.”
October 4th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Angryclown requires more proof
Come on guys, the clown requires more proof, let’s get crackin’!
October 4th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
If you give me nothing else, Master of Bation, I’ll always be grateful for the mental image of all you wingnuts driving around in the Scoobie Doo van looking for a clue.
You might want to loosen the ascot a little, though, Master. Angryclown thinks your brain is oxygen-starved.
October 4th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I’ll always be grateful for the mental image of all you wingnuts driving around in the Scoobie Doo van looking for a clue.
Your welcome. BTW, it’s called the Mystery Mobile.
I did see a bumper sticker once that said “What Would Scoobie Doo”, but alas, I don’t have proof.
October 4th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
I saw a “What Would Scooby Do?” bumper sticker, too!
October 4th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
“I’ll always be grateful for the mental image of all you wingnuts driving around in the Scoobie Doo van looking for a clue.”
The clown was always the villian in Scoobie Doo ‘toons.
October 4th, 2007 at 10:50 pm
Fred, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby Doo cruised around in the Mystery Machine, not the Mystery Mobile.
Also, clowns are creepy and deviant creatures. They are to be avoided.
October 5th, 2007 at 11:38 am
Typical wingnut, pretending that Velma, the lesbian cartoon mystery solver, doesn’t exist.
Bet in your version of Peanuts, Marcy and Peppermint Patty are just “good friends.”
October 5th, 2007 at 11:55 am
Whereas in the PC/left version, Snoopy is inked out to avoid offending Islam.
When the word got out that Velma batted for the other team, I felt robbed. I kinda dug her when I was 11. Although I hated the show.
October 5th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
The phrase has been making the rounds:
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Germans+supported+their+troops+too%22
October 5th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
…and here’s where you can by your very own. I guess it’s a safe bet that the stickers exist, huh?
http://evolvefish.com/fish/stickers-ss5.html#2397
October 5th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Um, “buy.”
Measure twice, cut once!
October 5th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Hello!! Drawings aren’t people. They can have gender but not sexual orientation.
October 5th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Probably a reference to the Franco-Prussian war. Why is it you wingnuts always think you’re being compared to Nazis?
Oh, right.