The other day “Spotty” from Lucky Drool read my piece pointing out his “logical inconsistency” last week. His face blanched, and then went beet-red. He jumped to his feet, swept the dishes off the table into a heap on the ground, walked outdoors and howled at the moon like a wolf with heartburn, stomped his feet, fell to the sidewalk and beat the ground with his fists, all the while loudly but un-fluently cursing his miserable fate. He got up and walked with an ape-like slouch into his house, looking for sharp objects (which, fortunately, Aaron “I’m not Landry” Klemz had removed), smashed some bottles on the floor, and bellowed incoherently at the top of his lungs until he passed out. The paramedics gave him oxygen and suggested he change his underwear.
No, I don’t know he did any of this. But I figured since virtually every leftyblogger in town states “disagreement” has some sort of angry outburst – “Joe Tucci had a meltdown over…” or “Tracy Eberly got his undies in a knot over…” or…:
Mitch Berg got the vapors.
…or some other variant on “so and so is a poopyhead”.
There must be something to it. Maybe it’s a leftyblogger’s idea of fun?
I’m not feeling it. Maybe it takes practice.
Oh, “Spot”‘s point? Er…
…I dunno. Being a leftyblogger, it’s some variation on “my ends justify my means”, but it gets hard to tell after a while…
Oh, yeah! He was reacting to – er, “having a whining melted-down cow over” – my piece from last week:
Mitch’s lament is that I made people look foolish at the Tea Party rally at the Minnesota Capitol on April 15, 2010
There was no lamentation. Merely reporting. “Spot” was claiming GOP trackers were rude and intimidated people. I pointed out that if that was “intimidation” – a 98 pound girl with a flipcam who didn’t even fit into the same frame as Dayton – then DFL voters are indeed pansies, and if the security people and the spectators I spoke with at the Tea Party are correct, Spot’s probably not the one to be complaining.
It’s really that simple.
Quit sobbing, Spot. That gnashing is going to hurt your teeth. And f9r crying out loud, blow your effing nose.
(Nope. Still not seeing the fun. Guess there was a reason I ignored Truck School so long).
In other news today, Mark Dayton announced he was closing his campaign office for safety reasons because the Republican stalkers were now using Flip HD cams; the HD turning the devices into “cop-killer” videocams.
“a terroristic threat”
Bwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
…. …. ….
Mitch, I might suggest a shower after visiting a foul blog like the cocking fool.
Have you noticed any cars cruising slowly by your house lately, Berg?
Thanks K-Rod, I felt the same way reading that /
Yes, and so much for Deranged Dayton taking the high road and stopping the negative ads. Now the Dayton Family Alliance to get Markie Elected, aka A4ABM, has a new ad attacking Emmer’s voting record.
Has spotty/sucking fool called the cops and reported the ” terroristic threats” toward Target?
I mean, what is the difference between saying you they are a “target” or that you have them in your “crosshairs”?
“Have you noticed any cars cruising slowly by your house lately, Berg?”
LOL!
Yeah, Mitch, you did just get a new garage.
Keep your eyes peeled for a dried out little twerp hanging a video camera out the window mumbling “Just look at THAT…a two car garage!”
(Little Spotty Timmer once drove through his neighborhood taping his neighbors houses and complaining how big they were.)
Well Spotty does seem to suffer from some type of inadeqaucy syndrome.
Kermit, didn’t Steve Timmer threaten you awhile back? and do you still have said email?
Ben and Kerm,
We established the threat in a previous thread.
Spotty is an anonymous leftyblogger given to throwing tantrums when crossed. He blogs anonymously because he’s given to writing things he doesn’t want associated with his real identity. Seems kinda gutless and unethical to me, but that’s his call. Anyway – duly noted.
Until there’s some “news” in that flap, there are better venues for carrying on whatever vendettas (justifiable as they very well might be) that exist between the two of you and “Spot”.
(Little Spotty Timmer once drove through his neighborhood taping his neighbors houses and complaining how big they were.)
Hmmm. Remember the BTK killer?
Rader had previously worked as a “Census Field Operations Supervisor”.
Has ‘Spot” ever been a census worker?
I am profiling.