Quote Of The Day
By Mitch Berg
The good news: the Twin Cities’ blogosphere’s depth chart for the “hilarious Hubbells” position is apparently longer than your arm; not only does MLP do Casual Sundays with Mr. Curry (a great read) but now Katie has apparently inveigled brother Billy (at least I hope it’s her brother, not that I can keep track of all of her relatives, including her other brother, who I learned is a college classmate of mine) to chip in with some writing at Yucky Salad with Bones, which leads us to…:
I had just spent 10 laborious minutes choosing between a big bag of Cheetos or a big bag of Doritos– and I needed something to read while I stuffed my face. Anyway, I couldn’t help notice that George Clooney was on two covers. Not that unusual, I know, but one was People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” issue and the other was Esquire’s “Genius” issue. Talk about best week ever. Next they’re going to tell me he’s Jesus, son of God, returned to Earth to save us all and that he would have saved us sooner, but he wanted to be on “Facts of Life” and make a Batman movie first.
Analogous to Jesus turning water into toe fungus, I suppose.
So when does Joe start helping out, here?




