Until Someone Gets Hurt
By Mitch Berg
Category: Scenarios you’ve always thought sounded fun.
Topic: Going through a carwash on foot.
Answer: Negative:
A car wash employee got entangled in the giant, automatic brushes and died, authorities said.
Police were investigating the death of Ricardo Alberto Martinez, 18, but foul play wasn’t suspected.
Damn.
In all seriousness, my sincere condolences to the Martinez family.
