Ahem
By Mitch Berg
I’d always suspected this was true. Now, we have documentary evidence.
(Not remotely safe for work, or kids, or those with delicate senses of language or decorum).
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August 18th, 2010 at 11:08 am
For those of you at work…here is one of the 10.5 points said women lists (one of the safer paragraphs):
“I’ve dated Democrats whose nights have been ruined (forever!) due to some stupid-ass comment by Bill Frist on Hardball. I’ve watched them go all mopey, argue with the TV…and then their little weenies disappear. Not so with GOPers. Republicans, particularly when naked, do not want to sit around and talk about Social Security privatization. Or Iraq, for chrissake. Or why (oh, boo hoo, get over it!) Kerry lost. They don’t even want to sit around naked and talk about George W. Bush. They just want you to sit on them.”
August 18th, 2010 at 11:41 am
This would explain the measurably lower birth rates in Democratically controlled areas. What’s better than a cold shower? Ranting on and on about one’s carbon footprint and single payer health insurance.
August 18th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
I thought this part was good:
August 18th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
In all seriousness…..gets back to liberals politicizing everything. Even the bedroom. I love following and discussing politics, but it doesn’t dominate my life. (heh heh, I said “dominate”).
August 18th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
All the girls I’ve been with can attest to this.
August 18th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
This would explain the measurably lower birth rates in Democratically controlled areas.
As would the availability of effective birth control.
August 19th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
“This would explain the measurably lower birth rates in Democratically controlled areas.”
“As would the availability of effective birth control.”
As would a soul sucking “equality of outcome” mindset that holds forth no additional reward for additional effort in life or work.
August 20th, 2010 at 10:32 am
All the girls I’ve been with can attest to this.
All 2 of them?
(sorry…you left yourself WIDE open, Ben. I couldn’t resist).
((and again, 2 days late, I doubt he’ll see this))
August 20th, 2010 at 10:50 am
All the girls I’ve been with can attest to this.
A friend would never ask, and a gentleman would never tell 🙂
August 20th, 2010 at 11:00 am
As would the availability of effective birth control.
What?
Birth control isn’t available in Red States?
Who knew?