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Show-Biz Jeopardy

By Mitch Berg

TREBEK:  “Mr. Berg, you have the board…”

BERG: “I’ll take “Relationship Roulette” for $600, Alex”

TREBEK:  “This is ‘about as promising as dating Courtney Love…”

(Ding!)

TREBEK:  “Mister Berg?”

BERG: “What is marrying Amy Winehouse?”

TREBEK: “You are correct, and you control the board…”

This entry was posted by by Mitch Berg on Monday, August 27th, 2007 at 5:50 am and is filed under Men and Women, Music. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “Show-Biz Jeopardy”

  1. Kermit Says:
    August 27th, 2007 at 6:18 am

    Which one’s Amy?

  2. Dave In Pgh Says:
    August 27th, 2007 at 6:24 am

    I had never heard of that chick until after she turned into an ink-stained cadaver. When I see pictures of what she looks like now, I want to take a big eraser, or maybe a carving knife, and remove the tattoos before force feeding her some high carb meals.

    Then she can again be the lovely girl that she once was.

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