Dear Matt Entenza

By Mitch Berg

I just heard your radio ad.

Two questions:

1. Even the leftymedia realizes that Emmer isn’t actually calling for at 30% budget cut.  More’s the pity.

2. Is Sarah Palin actually on Emmer’s ticket?  I get so confused.

That is all.

14 Responses to “Dear Matt Entenza”

  1. Seflores Says:

    Mitch,
    I don’t understand your confusion. Remember that I’m running for the nomination right now and the primary voters are Palin hating DFL-zombies like Lori Sturdevant, teachers union leadership and the alpaca wearing-Volvo driving-etc. types. Even I know that in order to get a zombie to do your bidding, you have to stimulate their pleasure center somehow. Palin-hate is like a sugar cube to these DFL-morons. Expect to see more of this from me, MAK and Brave Sir Mark.
    Cheers,
    Matt

  2. Mitch Berg Says:

    Hah!

  3. Badda Says:

    Heard it, too.
    Wondering who it was actually pitched to.

  4. Kermit Says:

    Emmer also voted for the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy, and on weekends he likes to crush puppies under the wheels of his SUV. It’s rumored that he’s also been seen in the Men’s Room at the Lindberg terminal, tapping his foot.

  5. flash Says:

    “”I get so confused.””

    That becomes more clear each and every day!

  6. Mr. D Says:

    It’s rumored that he’s also been seen in the Men’s Room at the Lindberg terminal, tapping his foot.

    He also has been out clubbing baby seals with hockey sticks.

  7. K-Rod Says:

    Flush, here is a clue: Palin is NOT on Emmer’s ticket.

    Glad I could set you straight again.

    *grin*

  8. Master of None Says:

    I’d take a Palin endorsement over an Ellison endorsement anytime.

  9. Chuck Says:

    I’ll vote for someone endorsed by Governor Palin before I’d vote for someone who picked a running mate who supports cop killers.

  10. Troy Says:

    flash said:

    “That becomes more clear each and every day!”

    It takes a man of flash’s “integrity” to keep all the crazy talk straight, don’t you know!

  11. Scott Hughes Says:

    “It’s rumored that he’s also been seen in the Men’s Room at the Lindberg terminal, tapping his foot.”

    Darn that’s rich Kermit!!!

  12. Kevin Says:

    I also heard he routinely beats orphans with sacks of surplus food, which he then sets on fire in front of area homeless shelters.

  13. Ben Says:

    Wait wait I got a better one, I heard he defended evil healthcare companies and insurance companies from legitmate lawsuits and got them off on a technicality. But of course the fact that Entenza’s wife got rich from UnitedHealth doesn’t matter at all…

  14. bosshoss429 Says:

    Question; Wasn’t it Entenza that hired a Chicago based PI to dig up dirt on Mike Hatch when he was running against him in 2005?

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