I’m Still the Best
By Mitch Berg
Lesser “feminists” than I are bragging about their “performance” on yet another blog toy.
Since I am, in fact, the Twin Cities’ blogosphere’s best feminist, I figured I should take a shot at this:
| You Are 107% Feminist |
 You believe that not only should men and women be treated equally, but that the identity-feminist notion of eternal female victimhood is a corrosive, crippling pathology that needs to be stricken from world feminism. It’s a simple idea but somehow complicated for the world to put into action. |
Guess I settled that.
Not that there was much doubt.
August 9th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Who’s the chick with the gloves?
August 9th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
She looks like she could be a model for Lenscrafters.
August 9th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
That’s not a “chick.”
That’s a “broad.”
August 9th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I’d hit it.
August 9th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Not to pull a fulcrum and go all unrelated in this thread, but I was perusing Minnesota Monitor last night, and something occurred to me. That site uses A LOT of photos taken from the Strib or AP news articles. Thing is, I’ve never seen MinMon attribute the source for ANY of those photos. Those photos DO fall under some form of copyright protection, if I’m not mistaken. Granted, the blogosphere is rife with unattributed pictures, but then, most blogs don’t put themselves out there as a credible source of news, either.
In conclusion, I would hit that broad like the fist of an angry god. Hawtness.
August 9th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
She’s not the hottest babe I’ve seen wearing boxing gloves.
August 9th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
84%
“You are a total feminist. This doesn’t mean you’re a man hater (in fact, you may be a man).
You just think that men and women should be treated equally. It’s a simple idea but somehow complicated for the world to put into action.”
Got me beat.
August 9th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
I wonder if she’s boxing another chick? Yey eye ca-catfight…Reer.
August 9th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Got me beat.
As I am the Cities’ best feminist, that stands to reason.
August 9th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Best or biggest?
hehehhehehehehee….
August 9th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Only 85% feminist. They got me on the woman marrying woman question. If they had said domestic partner I would have been there.
Also I had to say not sure on can women do the same jobs as men. Sperm donor?
August 9th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
I scored 52%. I’m surprised my number was that high; I mean, I’m a guy that thinks public schools should require home economics for girls, with the curricula expanded to include mixology.
How’s a woman to keep her man if she can’t fix him up a gin rickey? Or at least keep a few damn limes in the fridge so he can make his own, fur’ gawd’s sake.
August 9th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
I ordered my wife to take the test for me, but I think she botched it…just wait until I get home!
😉
August 9th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
49% for me. I’m extremely independent and so is my mother who has driven alone from northern MN to Colorado at the age of 72. I would vote for a woman prez in a heartbeat. I think the most qualified should get the job and that includes physical qualifications. Stay at home with your kids or not…who cares? You’re the one missing out on what are VERY fleeting moments in life….no skin off my nose. Women and education…hmmm…hasn’t it been the smart-alec girl in the front row waving her arm off to answer the question for a few generations now? Yet we still act like western women are kept behind the courtyard walls with a burka on….
August 9th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
Bitch gave me a 98% just because I didn’t strongly agree on the lezbo question. Why they got to throw in a lezbo question. I’m a homophobe, damn it, not a sexist.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Of course, Fecke has now decided that the test isn’t sufficient enough to adequately gauge one’s feminist-ication.
Unless you’re willing to physically remove your testicles and put them in a jar in the refridgerator. . .
August 10th, 2007 at 11:17 am
SitD, where beating dead horses has become a standard past time.
I got 100%, but could probably change the number to 108% just to spite you. But I believe in presenting fair and credible information, not made up numbers. But then, that is another one of the traditions here at SitD.
Flash
Centrisity.com
August 10th, 2007 at 11:41 am
DougPBFlash,I’ll issue you the same invitation I give everyone else; show me a made-up number that isn’t fairly clearly satire, anywhere in this site.
Get on it.
August 10th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Hmmm… I only batted .950.
August 11th, 2007 at 11:24 am
SitD, is now “The Onion” lite. I completely understand now. Everything seems to fall into place with that understanding.
Flash
August 12th, 2007 at 8:50 am
Maybe Mitch could add some kind of guide for the chronically humorless.
March 4th, 2008 at 6:45 am
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March 4th, 2008 at 11:53 am
43%-Cro-Magnon as a stop over to total Neanderthal status.
A club and a cave and I’m a looking for a mate! A female mate! Hope she can skin wild game and cook. If not, it’s going to be a rough ride.
March 20th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
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