Poor John
By Mitch Berg
John Edwards – son of a rendering-plant vat-hauler (or whatever it was he said his dad did)-become-supremely successful trial lawyer, with a carbon footprint the size of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s feet and recipient of haircuts that cost more than all but two of the cars I’ve ever owned – is oppressed!
“We have to fight back against these people. We can’t let them do this kind of stuff to us. And they’re always going to be very powerful forces that don’t want us to hear my voice, and the voices of those like not just me, the voices of those like us.
They want to shut all of us up, Ed. That’s what this is all about. I’m amazed you’re still able to talk on the radio.
Um, Silkypony? Senator Edwards? Not only has nobody, anywhere, ever, discussed shutting down “progressive” talk radio (other than for non-payment of bills), in fact I think that it might almost be worth keeping some form of libtalk alive and kicking; it gives people like you a forum on which to embarass themselves.
Perhaps the huge cabal of right-wingers that supports conservative talk radio against the wishes of the American people should pony up a few bucks to keep lame-o-zoids like Schultz, Stephanie “Like Laura Ingraham, Only A Lefty” Miller and some of the FrankenNet Air America hacks on the air, under the guise of “giving them enough rope”.
August 1st, 2007 at 9:44 am
At least the guy doesn’t dress up like a lady, the way your boy Rudy does.
August 1st, 2007 at 10:36 am
If dressing in drag disqualifies me from political office, then I officially quash all my senatorial ambitions, while also trying on a simply fabulous-looking pair of pumps.
August 1st, 2007 at 11:03 am
He stopped dressing like a lady? When did this happen? Will he also stop acting like one?
August 1st, 2007 at 11:57 am
Yossarian Said,
“If dressing in drag disqualifies me from political office, then I officially quash all my senatorial ambitions”
Interesting admission. That may just disqualify you for a Presidential run but don’t discount your ambitions so quickly.
If you have a diaper fetish or a thirst for 16 year old boys, you’ll be a shoe in for a Republican Congressional seat.
August 1st, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I believe the term is “shoo-in.”
I know my shoes.
August 1st, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Doug could dress up like a man, but nobody would buy it. I’m surprised Clown-boy wants to treat a joke on SNL as a serious issue. I thought you were all about having a snese of humor.
Maybe we should start calling you swiftyclown.
August 1st, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Wow, Kermit. You certainly do have a, uh… nuanced understanding of guys who dress up as women. I wonder why.
http://snipurl.com/1p1pj
August 1st, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Ha!
Nicely played AC.