Adios, John Doe

By Mitch Berg

Nancy Pelosi:  “Americans should be a herd, not a pack.”

Harry Reid: “Freedom is slavery!”

 Via Cox ‘n Forkum

To A-Klo’s credit, she was for protecting John Doe – after she was against it.  In her defense, it seems the dog ate her homework:

It would be nice if she actually understood the bill before she voted on it the first time. She’s still new, maybe they didn’t cover that in freshman orientation classes. But in the absence of perfect information, it’s interesting to note what her instincts tell her to do.

“All that reading and reasoning and questioning what CAIR and Cuddles Reid tell me is so complicated“. 

Thanks, Senator Barbie.  Hope your colleagues don’t kill too many of us.

13 Responses to “Adios, John Doe”

  1. Chuck Says:

    What’s interesting, most (or at least a large number of) liberals support this. I suppose it’s because liberals fly also, so this is something that affects them directly. You can’t be saved by purchasing a carbon offset when your plane is being crashed by a terrorist.

  2. Kermit Says:

    Yesterday a Judge ruled that Pennsylvania cities can’t punish businesses for hiring illegal aliens. Said it was unconstitutional. My faith in government just keeps getting reinforced.

  3. Chuck Says:

    Kermit, yet. You can’t enforce federal laws, but you can be a sancuary city and give them ID’s.

    This will be overruled on appeal. Remember, if a Democrat wins next year, more of these judges will be in there. We are still paying for the people Nixon, Carter and Clinton put on the bench.

  4. angryclown Says:

    Scared shitless? Vote Republican!

  5. Mitch Says:

    Fat, complacent ‘n happy? Vote Dem.

  6. Kermit Says:

    Scared? No. Pissed off? Absolutely.

  7. Chuck Says:

    AC, do you think we should be able to enforce laws? What if the ACLU sues and says a city can’t enforce narcotic laws?

  8. Mitch Says:

    Relax, Kermit. Whenever anyone puts on a life jacket or a motorcycle helmet, stores food in case of an emergency, carries a piece for self-defense, or acknowledges that it’s the individual’s job to be prepared for emergencies of any type, liberals always gambol around like poo-flinging monkeys, tittering about how “paranoid” and “scared” it is.

    Which only makes sense; if people could take care of themselves, they wouldn’t be Democrats.

    I don’t think they know any better.

  9. Mitch Says:

    What if the ACLU sues and says a city can’t enforce narcotic laws?

    Stand aside. I’ll translate into Clownspeak:

    Clown: do you think we should be able to enforce laws, even laws against wingnuttery? What if the ACLU sues and says a city can’t enforce laws forbidding wingnuts from protesting at Planned Clownhood clinics?

    Glad to help.

  10. angryclown Says:

    I’ll help you out.

    Rational precautions taken by prudent adults: Motorcycle helmets, property and liability insurance, life jackets.

    Precautions taken only by paranoid wingnuts: plastic sheeting and duct tape to guard against Saddam’s roving gas trucks (remember that advice, Mitch?), secret unconstitutional wiretapping of U.S. citizens.

    Pissed off Kerm? Pissing yourselves with fear is more like it. Scared of commies, foreigners, crime, terrorism? Vote Republican!

  11. Bill C Says:

    AC is the grasshopper to our ants.

  12. angryclown Says:

    Angryclown is thinking maggots, Bill C., but at least you realize you’re insects and that shows a lot more self-awareness than I’d figured you for.

  13. Bill C Says:

    No wonder we like you so much, AC. Maggots are always attracted to dog shit.

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