The Least Likely Thing Ever To Happen
By Mitch Berg
I’m scanning down the list of possible events in my life, sorted in order of likelihood. I finally got to the very bottom:
#6,784,777,653 – Re-animating the dead with my smile
#6,784,777,654 – Me pitching a called third strike against A-Rod#6,784,777,655 – Staying up to watch Joey reruns
#6,784,777,656 – Setting off the heat death of the universe via chain of events started by my sipping a cup of hot chocolate
#6,784,777,657 – Voting for Alice Hausman.
And at the very bottom of the list:
#6,784,777,658 – Ever buying anything from CompUSA.
It’s right there on the list!





November 21st, 2006 at 2:40 pm
If you insist on buying local, check out MicroCenter in St Louis Park. They’re as close to the geek mecca of Fry’s as we have.
I checked http;//www.resellerratings.com and here’s what I found from the big local computer/electronics stores that sell laptops that I could think of off the top of my head.
Best Buy: 1.38/10
Circuit City: 3.08/10
CompUSA: .76/10
Office Max: 2.5/10
Office Depot: 2.28/10
MicroCenter: 6.67/10