The Least Likely Thing Ever To Happen

By Mitch Berg

I’m scanning down the list of possible events in my life, sorted in order of likelihood. I finally got to the very bottom:

#6,784,777,653 – Re-animating the dead with my smile
#6,784,777,654 – Me pitching a called third strike against A-Rod

#6,784,777,655 – Staying up to watch Joey reruns

#6,784,777,656 – Setting off the heat death of the universe via chain of events started by my sipping a cup of hot chocolate

#6,784,777,657 – Voting for Alice Hausman.

And at the very bottom of the list:

#6,784,777,658 – Ever buying anything from CompUSA.

It’s right there on the list!

One Response to “The Least Likely Thing Ever To Happen”

  1. Bill C Says:

    If you insist on buying local, check out MicroCenter in St Louis Park. They’re as close to the geek mecca of Fry’s as we have.

    I checked http;//www.resellerratings.com and here’s what I found from the big local computer/electronics stores that sell laptops that I could think of off the top of my head.

    Best Buy: 1.38/10
    Circuit City: 3.08/10
    CompUSA: .76/10
    Office Max: 2.5/10
    Office Depot: 2.28/10
    MicroCenter: 6.67/10

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