A Fervent Prayer
By Mitch Berg
Our father in heaven:
In the past year you took away my favorite b-list cheesecake actress, Britney Murphy. You took away my favorite libertarian-conservative columnist, William Safire. And you took away the inventor of one of my favorite guitars, Les Paul.
I just want you to know that Barack Obama is…
…still the worst president of my lifetime. Don’t take him.
I wanna kick his ass at the ballot box in two years.
I humbly beseech thee, your deeply imperfect servant Mitch.
April 26th, 2010 at 7:52 am
I like that a lot better than the thing that’s going around Facebook right now.
April 26th, 2010 at 8:56 am
Let the ass-kicking begin in November.
That is all.
April 26th, 2010 at 10:03 am
That’s delicious.
April 26th, 2010 at 11:35 am
I agree, can you imagine President Biden and VP Pelosi?
April 26th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Nice, although I remember Britney Murphy more for being the voice of Luann Platter on “King of the Hill.”