Our father in heaven:
In the past year you took away my favorite b-list cheesecake actress, Britney Murphy. You took away my favorite libertarian-conservative columnist, William Safire. And you took away the inventor of one of my favorite guitars, Les Paul.
I just want you to know that Barack Obama is…
…still the worst president of my lifetime. Don’t take him.
I wanna kick his ass at the ballot box in two years.
I humbly beseech thee, your deeply imperfect servant Mitch.
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