Woo Hoo

By Mitch Berg

America’s sweetheart Lindsay Lohan turns 21 today

Now Ms. Lohan can, like, start drinking and stuff!

Next year:  Testifying before Congress about Global Warming!

5 Responses to “Woo Hoo”

  1. coldeye Says:

    Man you are SO right about that pathetic humnan that you can’t stop thinking about. Doesn’t she know she’s supposed to start a blog before she is qualilified to talk about climate change?

  2. Yossarian Says:

    Again, see how ABOVE blogs coldeye is, being SO above blogs and all. Come on, coldeye, share some more of your most awesome comments showing how detached you are, because that’s so 2007.

  3. Troy Says:

    coldeye said:

    “you can’t stop thinking about”

    Oh yeah. All Lindsay Lohan, all the time. Sure. *rolls his eyes*

  4. angryclown Says:

    We definitely don’t need another shallow cokehead spouting nonsense about global warming. The president is enough.

  5. Mitch Says:

    Man you are SO right about that pathetic humnan that you can’t stop thinking about. Doesn’t she know she’s supposed to start a blog before she is qualilified to talk about climate change?

    I can’t possibly answer this, frankly, bizarre tangent.

    Fortunately, that’s why we have Adrian Cronauer:

    CRONAUER: “You are in more dire need of a bl**j** than any man alive”.

    The prosecution rests.

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