Shot in the Dark

Cranking Open The Big Brass Nozzle Of Truth Since 2002

America’s sweetheart Lindsay Lohan turns 21 today.

Now Ms. Lohan can, like, start drinking and stuff!

Next year: Testifying before Congress about Global Warming!

coldeye on July 2, 2007 at 8:33 pm said:

Man you are SO right about that pathetic humnan that you can’t stop thinking about. Doesn’t she know she’s supposed to start a blog before she is qualilified to talk about climate change?
Yossarian on July 2, 2007 at 10:18 pm said:

Again, see how ABOVE blogs coldeye is, being SO above blogs and all. Come on, coldeye, share some more of your most awesome comments showing how detached you are, because that’s so 2007.
Troy on July 2, 2007 at 10:24 pm said:

coldeye said:

“you can’t stop thinking about”

Oh yeah. All Lindsay Lohan, all the time. Sure. *rolls his eyes*
angryclown on July 3, 2007 at 5:50 am said:

We definitely don’t need another shallow cokehead spouting nonsense about global warming. The president is enough.
Mitch on July 3, 2007 at 11:12 am said:

Man you are SO right about that pathetic humnan that you can’t stop thinking about. Doesn’t she know she’s supposed to start a blog before she is qualilified to talk about climate change?

I can’t possibly answer this, frankly, bizarre tangent.

Fortunately, that’s why we have Adrian Cronauer:

CRONAUER: “You are in more dire need of a bl**j** than any man alive”.

The prosecution rests.

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