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Hope Springs Eternal

By Mitch Berg

She’s mind-warpingly hot.

She’s got a thing for slightly older guys with unconventional good looks, some mileage, and who’ve earned the frothing insane emnity of crazed regional zealots.

She’s on the only reality show I ever watch.

And she’s available!

(And, failing that, maybe she’ll introduce me to her.  Or her.  Or her).

This entry was posted by by Mitch Berg on Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 at 4:30 am and is filed under A 'n E, mitch. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “Hope Springs Eternal”

  1. Amendment X Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 9:35 am

    Ah, yes Mitch…”Shall a man’s reach exceed his grasp or what’s a heaven for?”
    Travel to London right now may be dicey, but, Go For It Big Guy!!

  2. Chad The Elder Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 9:45 am

    Is “unconventional good looks” code for something?

  3. Mitch Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 10:15 am

    Is “unconventional good looks” code for something?

    You oughtta be on talk radio!

  4. Mitch Says:
    July 3rd, 2007 at 10:15 am

    Shall a man’s reach exceed his grasp or what’s a heaven for?”

    Play big or sit on the porch, bigfella.

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