Archive for March, 2008

Absolute Conformity

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Last week, the Minnesota GOP acted against the six House “Republicans” who voted with the Tics to override Governor Pawlenty’s veto of the “Transportation” Bill.  The House GOP Caucus stripped the six of their committee leadership positions and other party-assigned perks; movements to unseat them proceeded from the bottom up as well, with Kathy Tingelstad losing her endorsement last week, other endorsements very much in jeopardy, and with Keith Downey running a very credible campaign against Rino Ron Erhardt in Edina (which, although I don’t endorse candidates because, well, I’m just a guy with a blog, I heartily urge every Republican in District 41A to get out and support Downey at this Saturday’s convention).  

The DFLSorosMedia reacted predictably; they lauded the RINO Six as “courageous“, they insulted the intelligence of those who disagreed, they pondered “Why Are Republicans So Close-Minded?”

For acting – y’know – like a political party.

That is, actually, just background for this next bit. Ponder the DFLSorosMedia’s love of “diversity of thought” as you read this account of a moderate DFLer and long-time DFL delegate’s dissent from party orthodoxy – on abortion and the war. 

And only on abortion and the war.

And wait to see when you’ll see the DFLSorosMedia demanding “open-mindedness” from the Tics.

And wait.

And wait.

Heading Off The Avalanche of Hate

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Last week, a little bird told me that several of the groups that are planning anarchist anarkid actions planned to hold a meeting over the weekend.

Most of the meeting was to be held (naturally) in Minneapolis, at the “Jack Pine Community Center”, which seems to serve the same purpose as the “Walker Church” and the “Backroom Anarchist Center” used to serve back in the eighties for the local fringe left, as gathering places and flophouses.

But, the email (taken from one of the anarkid websites) also said that there was going to be an expedition during mid-afternoon to Saint Paul, presumably to size up the city (or, given how many anarkids are from Minneapolis and the more posh suburbs, show them how to find Saint Paul.  “Dude.  It’s like totally waaaay east of Lyndale, dude.  Like, dude”) from 1:30 until three-ish. 

And I figured that’d have to be fun.

I was among a couple of center-right bloggers that went downtown to view the hilarity.

Or try to, anyway.

It was a dreary day; it would have been perfect for bagpiping, actually, with a steely overcast and a steady chilly drizzle.  At 1:30, I was at the Capitol. 

There were ten people up at the top of the steps – all of them waiting to get inside for capitol tours.  There were two twenty-somethings down by the Duelling Socialists statues (below the driveway, above the Mall) – one with a professional photography rig and a camera on a tripod, another in a wheelchair holding a crudely-scrawled sign that he kept pointing lapward except when the photographer was shooting.  I kept walking.

As I went down Wabasha, of course, I saw some likely prospects – but in that neighborhood, you always do.  There are one or two high-rise apartments that are wholly filled with the mentally/emotionally handicapped; some of them looked dishevelled enough to be anarkids, but they were too old, and they didn’t have the carefully-cultivated air of misfortune that anarkids affect.

Likewise, as I got close to the Xcel Center, I saw some scraggly types – but most of them were on their way to or from the Dorothy Day Center, the big homeless shelter kitty-corner from the X.  Also, unlike every “anarchist” I’ve ever met, some weren’t white.

I did see two people with the impeccably-ripped and grafitti’d clothing and precisely-scraggly hair of the full-time anarkid, climbing out of a Toyota SUV in a parking lot at Fifth and Wabasha.  I saw them wandering around for a bit as I walked toward the X. 

Other than them, and one guy on a bike who was either an anarkid or a victim of heroin-chic fashion? 

Bupkes.

If it rains during the Republican Convention, the streets will be devoid of anything but Republicans.

Strib: “You Better Run Like Hell”

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

If you’ve read this blog before, you’ve read this bit at least once.

In Minnesota, if you choose and need to defend yourself or your family with lethal force, you must meet all four of the following criteria:

  1. You can’t be a willing participant in the struggle: you can’t dive into a fist-fight and then shoot your way out of it.
  2. You must reasonably fear death or “great bodily harm”: That means “a jury’s gotta buy it”.
  3. The force you use must be reasonable under the circumstances: If the police come to your house to find a body with no knife or gun, but clutching your TV, Tivo and monitor, you might have trouble with this one.
  4. And finally, You must make every reasonable means to de-escalate the confrontation: That meansyou must back away from the altercation.  In the home, that means you have to try to back away.  There are limits, of course; if you are in a wheelchair, you’re not expected to develop superhuman strength and agility; if it’s -40 outside and there’s a howling wind and you have an infant, no jury and few prosecutors would fault you for shooting; if you have kids sleeping upstairs and your abusive ex-spouse has come through the door with a chainsaw, backing away is a very relative thing.

This last one is one of the most confusing.  Does it mean, assuming that you got parts 1-3 right, that you:

  • can defend yourself in your house, but not in your garage?
  • must retreat from the first floor to the second floor?
  • must – barring any other people in the house or other circumstances – back into the far corner of your house before you shoot?
  • can’t defend yourself if a rapist catches you on the patio or in the far corner of the back yard?
  • are legally vulnerable to a zillion other situational permutations?

The answer – as for so many of life’s persistent questions – is “it depends”.  In this case, it depends on the zeal of your county prosecutor; if you have a zealous one who hates citizen self-defense (like Amy Klobuchar was, or Sue Gaertner is), that translates to “big legal bills” at best, prison time and a lifetime in civil court at worst.

Solving that – removing some of the vagaries of defending ones’ own home against a serious threat covered by all four of the criteria above – is the point of an eminently sensible bill introduced in the Minnesota House by Rep. Tony Cornish (R, naturally, Good Thunder) that would, as I read it, clarify that corner of Minnesota’s self-defense law.

Naturally, since it empowers real people against criminals, the Strib opposes it, for reasons that are stupid and misleading even by the Strib Editorial Board’s standards.

Oh, it starts out with the truth.

Well, at least conveniently-redacted bit of it:

It’s one of the most frightening scenarios imaginable: While enjoying the sanctity of your own home, intruders break in. When that happens, shouldn’t you have every right to defend yourself?

Under current Minnesota laws, you can.

Which is true, in the same sense that I “can” get a date with Scarlett Johannsen.  The devil – or, in this case, the “long prison term” – is in the details.

Minnesota statutes already indemnify citizens from criminal charges if they wound or kill an intruder inside their home.

I’m no lawyer (and either is Joel Rosenberg, but I’ll page him anyway, since he both wrote the book and taught my concealed carry class), but that indemnification is subject to your shooting being legally justified – and that fourth criterion, “backing away”, is so legally ambiguous and open to so much interpretation.

Hence, the Strib is being technically accurate, but literally misleading.

However, a proposed change would allow the use of deadly force in a garage, a deck, a porch or an occupied car.

The revision would give citizens more legal leeway to shoot or kill anyone they perceive as a threat. On the street or any other public place, there would no longer be an obligation to try to avoid trouble before using a gun in self defense.

This, however, isn’t even technically accurate.  You’ll still have to “avoid trouble”; see condition #1, above.  The trouble still has to come to you, and not go away when asked.  Cornish’s bill merely makes the fourth criterion, “backing away” or “disengaging”, less legally ambiguous and prone to the prosecutor’s caprice.

And the proposal would lower the standard for firing from fear of “great” harm to fear of “substantial” harm.

I’d like to know if the Strib editorial writer knows the difference between the two.

It’s not an obtuse question; indeed, both terms have legal definitions.  And it’s a legal technicality (where “Technicality” means “term of technique or art” rather that “niggling obtusion”) that can put people in jail – people who otherwise met every criterion for self-defense, but whose prosecutors were able to convince a jury that the threat they faced, under duress, was only of “substatial” rather than “great” bodily harm.  If someone’s swinging a razor blade rather than a butcher knife, should it mean the difference between freedom and prison?

Rep. Tony Cornish, R-Good Thunder, recently introduced the measure, arguing that it’s a logical extension of current law. Minnesotans should not “have to be lawyers,” he says, to determine whether and how they can protect themselves. He contends his bill would give armed law-abiding citizens confidence that they wouldn’t be prosecuted for using deadly force.

This is a classic case of proposed legislation in search of a problem. Neither Cornish nor local law enforcement can cite a single case of people wrongly jailed in this state for killing in self defense.

So what?

We have to wait until an honest, law-abiding citizen shoots a scumbag in his backyard rather than try to flee to his back porch?  Or because someone doesn’t try to run upstairs rather than shoot a charging attacker?

How many honest, law-abiding citizens’ lives and freedoms must be sacrificed to feed the Strib’s need to…keep the law vague?

Around the country, the National Rifle Association (NRA) is promoting such extensions of the so-called “Castle Doctrine,” laws that protect people who use firearms to defend themselves in their homes. NRA leaders believe the laws are needed to prevent crime victims from being prosecuted or jailed. In the last two years, 20 states have enacted laws that allow people to shoot first and ask questions later, if they catch a criminal in their homes.

And here, the Strib descends from “technically accurate” to “lying through its’ filthy teeth”.

In no case can a citizen legally “shoot first and ask questions later”.  

Each of those twenty laws merely enables a citizen to shoot without first being required to attempt to flee.

That is all.

The writer is lying.

Nationally and in Minnesota, county attorneys and major police associations rightly oppose that approach.

“Major police associations” are controlled by major-city cops, who are pretty universally beholden to the Tic party.  They are nothing but reliable quotes for anti-gun editorial writers.

And stop the presses – “county attorneys” oppose legislation that removes their discretion!  Who’da thunk it?

Still, those statements are merely dumb.  The rest of this editorial is almost too venally untruthful to be called a mere “lie”; indeed, it looks as if the Strib is farming out their editorial writing to Wes Skoglund:

Giving people carte blanche can encourage vigilantes and promote even more gunplay while weakening police powers. According to a state police official, it’s unreasonable to support laws that give citizens more authority to use force than cops.

Which is a lie for which the conveniently-anonymous “state police official” should be sanctioned.  Cornish’s law doesn’t change the standards for self-defense; it merely clarifies them.  Police standards for self-defense are vastly looser, and remain that way.

Extending the right to shoot an intruder in a garage, for example, sets the stage for spilling blood or taking a life over property.

Only if the law is amended to cover property! Until then, the four criteria for self defense – all four! – must be met to a standard that’ll convince a jury!

But the only rationale for employing force that can kill is protection of life and limb. It is indeed a slippery slope when the law could condone killing someone over the theft of a bicycle.

Only if prosecutors and juries lose the ability to discern what is a “threat of death or substantial bodily harm”.

Another unintended consequence could be giving legal cover to real criminals. The proposed legislation would eliminate the duty to retreat and avoid danger if reasonably possible. Prosecutors say that means crimes committed during bar fights or gang shootouts could become more difficult to prove.

Editorial writer!  Slapnuts!  See the first criterion!  One can not be a willing participant for self-defense to be legal

Nothing in Cornish’s bill changes that!

A House subcommittee chairman has promised to give the Cornish proposal a hearing this session. But the deadly force change should not advance beyond that stage. Under current gun laws, Minnesotans already have enough legal protection to defend themselves at home or anywhere else.

Provided they have the money to work a judge, prosecutor and jury through all the technicalities.

The Strib; telling the convenient half of the story, when it fits.

Submitted Without Comment

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

I see stories like this – Patterico commenting on the “subliminal messages” in the “Hillary Is Standing Watch at 3AM” ad…:

Once the subliminal craziness starts, my friends, it never stops. I am now receiving e-mails detailing alleged Jewish references as well:

Opening shot: light allegedly resembles Star of David.

:04 — six-pointed stars on the girl’s pajamas.

:19 — design of sheets resembles a tallit or an Israel flag.

A blue and white tinge to the opening scenes supposedly references the blue and white flag of Israel.

Once you go looking for subliminal messages, you’ll see them everywhere.

…and raise you this episode.

(And am I the only one who saw Hills’ ad and thought about this scene?)

Place Your Bets!

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

It’s getting to be that time of year – time for the City Pages’ “Best Blogs” competition!

Now, if you’ve followed this tradition, you know it’s actually two awards:

  • BEST LOCALLY GENERATED BLOG (LEFT-WING): Previous winners, MNVolved and Clucking Spoo – leftyblogs that laid a thin veneer of humor (MNVolved) or gimmick (the Stool) over strident, constant, headbanging left-leaning politics.
  • BEST LOCALLY GENERATED BLOG (RIGHT-WING): Previous winners, Nihilist in Golf Pants and Faithmouse – right-leaning blogs that don’t write about politics all that very much.

So the handicapper’s game is to figure out:

  • Which leftyblog puts the “hippest” gimmick (or, given that “pseudo-hip” is the new “hip”, perhaps one of those instead) on top of the most strident left-leaning point of view, and
  • which right-leaning blog puts the thinnest possible veneer of rightward tilt over the least-political content possible.

So let’s take some nominations!

I’ll start out with my own choices:

  • Bogus Gold: Doug Williams’ tomato-and-wineblogging doesn’t beat you over the head with politics, lately (although to be sure he’s one of the good guys); also, BoGo went un-updated due to Williams’ extended blogging sabbatical last year, which would probably make it City Pages’ ideal conservative blog.
  • My Opera Life: This blog is all about life as an opera student, and touches not in the least on politics, other than being married to a conservative blogger (which may be mentioned once or twice in the past year and a half).
  • Pianomomsicle: Jessica Gensmer writes about cooking, raising her baby, married life and faith. The closest thing to conservative political statement anywhere on the blog is a link to, as it happens, Shot In The Dark. Which might be too much for the City Pages’ staff, and thereby makes her a dark horse.

I’ll take your nominations in the comment section, and have a runoff election later this week, followed by the grand finale early next week.

Then, we’ll wait to see how close it gets to the CP’s picks.

I’m all tingly.

Eenie-Meenie Miney Moe, Tell You Where You Wanna Go

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

Today on the Northern Alliance Radio Network:

  • Volume I “The First Team” – Chad, John and Brian will do their thing from 11-1.
  • Volume II “The Headliner”Ed and I will talk about the week that’s been. We do the 1-3 shift – AKA “the most important shift in local radio”. We’ll be talking about Hillary’s ongoing collapse, and interviewing Keith Downey – who wants to replace Rep. Erhard (RINO, Edina) in the State House.
  • Volume III, “The Final Word”King is back and he joins Michael. Smart money says they’ll be talking about DFL’s ongoing power-drunkennessl. They’re on from 3-5.

So tune in to all six hours of the Northern Alliance Radio Network, the Twin Cities’ media’s sole guardians of sanity. On the air at AM1280 in the Metro, or streaming at AM1280’s Website, or via podcast at Townhall.

(Along with the Stroms, from 9-11, natch).

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