Once Again, Minnesota is an Embarassment to The Nation
By Johnny Roosh
Wellstone, Dayton, Ventura now Franken.
Strange things keep happening in Minnesota, where the disputed recount in the Senate race between Norm Coleman and Al Franken may be nearing a dubious outcome. Thanks to the machinations of Democratic Secretary of State Mark Ritchie and a meek state Canvassing Board, Mr. Franken may emerge as an illegitimate victor.
Mr. Franken started the recount 215 votes behind Senator Coleman, but he now claims a 225-vote lead and suddenly the man who was insisting on “counting every vote” wants to shut the process down. He’s getting help from Mr. Ritchie and his four fellow Canvassing Board members, who have delivered inconsistent rulings and are ignoring glaring problems with the tallies.
And that’s just politics, not to mention professional sports. At least in this case we can rightfully claim he’s not a Minnesotan.
January 5th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Peev’s uncommonly silent on this subject, huh?
January 5th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Oh, boohoo! An election won by the candidate with better-funded lawyers. Wonder what that’s like.
SUCK ON IT WINGNUTS!
January 5th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Recounts are unconstitutional.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/191/510046263_3ff3a34d71.jpg?v=0
Shut it down!!!
/jc
January 5th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Clown: Eight years, and still whining.
Six years from now, Franken will be gone.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
You’re the one doing the whining, my far-right friend. Boohoo, those stupid Americans elected a black man president! And my Senator’s not even as funny as Joe Piscopo!
January 5th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
And my Senator’s not even as funny as Joe Piscopo!
No, your senator is much funnier than Joe Piscopo, clown. Our senator is less funny than Charles Rocket.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Anyone know if Gilbert Gottfried is from Minnesota?
January 5th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
“boohoo, those stupid Americans elected a black man president!”
The racism implied by this is entirely in the clown’s imagination. He feels the need to be morally superior to the people he disagrees with politically. Neither Mitch, JRoosh, nor any of the commentaers on SITD has ever said anything like “boohoo, those stupid Americans elected a black man president!”
Like most members of the “Reality Based Community” he creates a reality to match his ideology.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
“Obammy.”
Case closed.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
You’re the one doing the whining, my far-right friend.
Oh, yeah – that invisible whining that only you see. Gotcha.
Boohoo, those stupid Americans elected a black man president!
The object phrase is wrong, but the subject clause is oddly dead-on.
And my Senator’s not even as funny as Joe Piscopo!
And yet he was the liberal talk network’s marquee name!
See? EVERYONE can be embarassed!
January 5th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Check the news, wingnuts. Looks like it’s official.
Because he’s good enough, he’s smart enough and doggone it, more than 50% of Minnesota voters liked him.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Because he’s good enough, he’s smart enough and doggone it, more than 50% of Minnesota voters liked him.
No, 42%. But I know math isn’t your thing.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Perhaps, Mr. D. But like Al Franken’s vote total, Angryclown’s thing is bigger than yours.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Notice that AC implicitly admits that Franken is stealing the election by saying that the results are going to the side with the better funded lawyers.
Yeah, that’s something to be embarassed about. Contrast that with what conservatives would note about the Bush/Gore fiasco; the Supreme Court simply insisted that Florida law be followed in the Florida recounts.
Democrats; the party of win at all costs, the consequences be damned. Thanks for the confession, AC.
January 5th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Sure, whatevs, Bike Butthead. You will never agree with Angryclown’s wisdom. You were born stupid and stupid you will stay. What we can agree on is that Stuart Smalley, the man who called your idol Rush Limbaugh a “big fat idiot,” represents you in the Senate. That gives Angryclown something new to mock you about. So sucks to be you, eh?
January 5th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
*amends AC’s comment to be more accurate*
What we can agree on is that Stuart Smalley, the man who called Rush Limbaugh a “big fat idiot,” represents you in the Senate. So sucks to be you, eh?
January 5th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Stuart Smalley…represents you in the Senate. That gives Angryclown something new to mock you about. So sucks to be you, eh?
Sadly, yes. In this once instance, you are all too correct.
January 5th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Angryclown’s new Senator-to-be:
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/2041-380/Archive-Films?esource=feed_google_video
Your Senator-to-be:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvgMIerTXl4
January 5th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Case open, AC. “Obammy” is not a racial slur.
Unless you think it’s somehow related the term “mammy”, which Al Jolson used to describe a female, overweight descendant of slaves.
None of which describes Obama.
A reality conceived entirely in his own imagination.
January 5th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Angryclown’s thing
What is a topic that no one in the world cares to discuss, Alex?
January 5th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Glad you agree that Smalley is trying, with Obammy’s friends at ACORN helping, to steal the election, AC.
And yes, it’s humiliating that Smalley even came close to winning. We really ought to stop bragging about our educational system if this is really the case, especially as those who apparently were too dumb to fill out a ballot properly overwhelmingly went for Franken.
Yeah, it fits.
January 5th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
You know, Clownie is, you know, going to be, you know, I mean, you know, going to have, you know, a Senator that, you know, is such a, you know, deep thinker and, you know, really good at, you know, articulating, you know, a postition. You know, it almost, you know makes the election of a disgusting little carpetbagger, you know, tolerable. You know.
January 5th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Is Obama Black?
January 5th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Allahpundit at Hot Air has divulged Clownie’s true identity:
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/01/05/angry-clown-certified-as-winner-in-minnesota-senate-race/
Hee hee.
January 5th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I believe the (pending) Franken win in MN entirely justifies the actions of Bush’s legal team re the 2000 election. We know that the dems game is to bleat about ‘counting every vote’ until they get ahead, then shut down any further recounts.
January 5th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Payback is a bitch, Terry.
January 5th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
One can easily imagine AC manicly pumping his Stuart Smally doll into his rectum while typing with his free hand.
Whoooohooooo! We Win! We Win!
Yeah, George Soros has once again proved that he isn’t afraid to put his money where is mouth is…..except…now the feverswamp is saddled with yet another assnozzle to constantly be making excuses for, and I have a target worthy of my spare pair of “Chucks”.
Glass half full.
January 5th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
You didn’t read carefully, AC. I said that Bush’s team correctly saw that Gore’s people intended to recount the FL votes until they had a plurality, and then stop recounting. No ‘payback’ involved on the part of the dems the franken/coleman race. SOP for you guys. This, obviously, is what they would have done in 2000 if the USSC hadn’t stepped in and put the kabosh on it.
January 5th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Not so much “we win,” Shiftee, as “you lose.” Your bitter tears entertain Angryclown even more than your unhinged, spittle-flecked rants.
January 5th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Is Obama Black?
I dunno. Can I please see his birth certificate?
No?
January 5th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Sure:
http://www.politifact.com/media/img/graphics/birthCertObama.jpg
Maybe you can show me Shrub’s National Guard records. No?
January 5th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
AC, you are being more foolish than usual.
That is a reissued birth certificate. I have one of those from the state of MN. The original includes far more information than the pdf version. It don’t even look the same.
January 5th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
It don’t?
Haha, wacky paranoid fringe wingnuts!
President Obama. Senator Franken. Get used to it, you kooks!
January 5th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Noting that the distributed pdf of a birth certificate is not the original and does not contain all of the data of the original merely makes me a member of the reality-based community, AC. I would be paranoid if I said that I knew what was (or wasn’t) on the original birth certificate.
You have faith that nothing on the original could contradict or supplement the info on the reissue in a meaningful way.
That is a matter of faith.
January 5th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
The disclosure that you manically pump a Stuart Smally doll into your ass while screaming “You lose!, You lose!” is even more disturbing than my suggested scenario.
Also, the fact that you confuse a disgusted grimace for tearshed explains why Mrs. AssClown probably bought you the doll to amuse yourself with in the first place.
You are truly a world class reprobate and wanker of note, AssClown. You must be ecstatic to finally be so well represented in government…I wish you joy of your success.
January 5th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Conservatives don’t cry, AC. They fight.
You can’t call him ‘Senator Franken’ yet.
January 5th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
The election board in charge of the recount did not consider 14th amendment ‘equal treatment’ arguments. They said that 14th amendment issues were not in their charter of things to do consider.
Mark Ritchie has been identified as one of those democrats put into their position because after FL 2000 the dems wanted their guys involved in the recount process in every battleground state. Is it too much of a push to believe that it was Ritchie who convinced the other board members that 14th amendment concerns were ‘above their pay grade’?
If Coleman’s people push this to the SC citing 14th amendment issues, won’t Ritchie be the guy whose job it is to convince the SC that all 14th amendment considerations in the recount have been carefully considered by the canvassing board?
I live about 5,000 mls from Minnesota so perhaps I’m ill-informed.
January 5th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Mitchketeers are truthers, FUN! Here’s some advice: when Princess Rage of the Hatey Way disowns your stupid ass, it’s time to take your seat and shut it.
January 5th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Tim, you better throttle back your incoherent pills. Who here has questioned Obama’s legal right to assume the presidency?
Once again a member of ‘the reality based community’ demonstrates that he simply makes up reality as he goes along.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Perhaps, Mr. D. But like Al Franken’s vote total, Angryclown’s thing is bigger than yours.
I’m sure Mr D doesn’t even own a seltzer bottle.
January 5th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Angryclown’s new Senator-to-be:
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/2041-380/Archive-Films?esource=feed_google_video
Uh, JFK, Jr. died in a plane crash almost ten years ago. That’s pretty morbid there, “
Box themangy clown.”January 5th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
when Princess Rage of the Hatey Way disowns your stupid ass, it’s time to take your seat and shut it.
Tim, you’re quite the ignorant putz. Of the regular commenters here at SITD, there has been no one who has questioned Obama’s eligibility to be President.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Umm….Kermit hit, you know, the nail right, you know, on the ummm….you know, head.
What a, you know….umm….makes, you know….Stuart Smalley look, you know….eloquent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85XJADEHxU
THERE’S you know, Angryclown’s new, you know, senator, you know…ummm…UNLEASHED!
January 6th, 2009 at 4:44 am
the Supreme Court simply insisted that Florida law be followed in the Florida recounts.
So you support the machine count being used when there was a discrepancy in Minneapolis as per Minnesota law?
January 6th, 2009 at 7:16 am
incess Rage of the Hatey Way disowns your stupid ass, it’s time to take your seat and shut it.
a) I never once, for even a moment, speculated about Obama’s birth
b) Democrats “take their seats and shut it” when their self-recognized “betters” tell them to. Republicans have minds of their own.
You really are a depraved little putz.
January 6th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Haha, Repubics don’t cry. They fight. By employing lawyers to help them whine to the courts when they don’t have the votes. Boohoo!
January 6th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Shorter AC: “You lose! Unh, unh, oww, unh, unh, unh…You lose!”
January 6th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
You know, Clownie, you get, you know, the representatives that, you know, you deserve, you know, when, you know, the lowest common, you know, denominator has an equal, you know, voice in the, you know, system.
Or when, you know, your governor, you know, gets caught with, you know, his pants around his ankles. You know.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
So you support the machine count being used when there was a discrepancy in Minneapolis as per Minnesota law?
I don’t know about him, but I do — assuming that that’s the law, which it may well be. I think that the idea of trying to interpret intent from the ballot is a bad one, and demonstrably attractive for mischief-makers, for example, but the way to fix that is by changing the law, not ignoring it.
I think the idea of having more votes than voters casting votes come out of a precinct is absurd, but, hey, if that’s the law, then that’s the law.
January 6th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
… even if it ends up getting us Al Franken as a national embarrassment, which seems more and more likely.