Clever anti-genocide activist and wag “counterprotests” at the Harvard pro-Final-Solution “encampment” in perhaps the most delicious way possible; interrupting “protesters” beauty sleep, not only with the national anthem…
…but one of the most cringey renditions of it imaginable, from one of those divas that has to ornament the bejeebers and the life out of the song.
Which brings up the question: what music should be on the “Loop” that people blast at these cretins all night long?
Various version of the national anthem, of course. All the coloratura divas, naturally, plus this one:
and this one for good measure:
This one’s a natural, of course:
And maybe a little, uh, hip-hop:
And, just to make it interesting, let’s make sure the punishment fits the crime:
We’ll see who “occupies” what by the end of the evening.
What would be better to play than Viking or Norwegian Death Metal? Plenty of examples, and their covers are always amusing. And the utterly incomprehensible lyrics would match the utterly incomprehensible reasoning of the targets. Failing that, Thrash or Grunt Metal might also be appropriate.
I’m thinking Hebrew Psalm-singing would be very appropriate. One wonders if the protesters would get the joke.
Opera—sung badly