Tag: A-Klo
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Contest
A friend of the blog writes: I say we name a snow plow “Amy Klobuchar”. She’s not getting named to anything else. Not making it to post(electoral) season. How very Minnesotan.
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The Cure For What Ails Us
The cure for election fraud is scrutiny. Make sure every ballot is legitimate, then count all legitimate ballots. The process takes place in two parts. First, scrutinize the paper ballots, same as we did in the “hanging-chads” count in Florida. This requires three steps: Step A: segregate ballots where the chain of custody is unclear. …
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Motivations
So the pre-election polling saying the electorate was going toward Biden in landslide lots was wrong? Who could have possibly figured that out? Oh, yeah – anyone that’s been reading this blog for the past ten years. There are three possible explanations: 1. Evolution! – The pollster’s craft hasn’t caught up with the “new normal”,…
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What A Difference Four Years Makes
Far be it for me, a mere peasant, to question the journalistic integrity of the New York Times…But, may please the court of opinion, there might be a slight difference in the way the “newspaper of record” carried the two different announcements of vice presidential candidates, four years apart.Well, the key and I might notice…
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Privilege
Children of Tim Walz and Ilhan Omar made their sympathies known bright and early last week. Isra Hirsi, daughter of Rep. Omar, tweeted out calls for ‘supplies’ for rioters. Called on it by Andy Ngo, she reverted to virtue-signaling: Now, I can possibly cut Hope Walz a little slack. Make no mistake, she annoyed the…
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For Services Rendered
Democrat senators – including Amy Klobuchar – push for direct federal subsidies of local newspapers: The senators wrote that “local journalism has been providing communities answers to critical questions, including information on where to get locally tested, hospital capacity, road closures, essential business hours of operation, and shelter-in-place orders.” Recent media reports indicate that local…
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Serious Question
We’re told as of yesterday that Senator Klobuchar’s husband is in the hospital with National Healthcare VIrus. In the statement, Klobuchar said [husband John] Bessler had a fever and was coughing up blood. He was checked into a hospital in Virginia and is receiving oxygen but is not on a ventilator. “I love my husband…
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Their Progressive Majesties Demand
Minnesota’s Democrat congressional delegation sent a letter to Vice President Pence telling him it was unacceptable that doctors in our state didn’t have enough complete Corona virus test kits. Apparently, the test kits ship without an essential chemical and world-wide demand has been so high, there’s a shortage of the chemical. The law of supply…
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Twin Cities Media, Then And Now
Twin Cities Media and Left (ptr), 2015: “Black Lives Matter were heroes for shutting down I94 during rush hour! Speak truth to power! Up next – Amanda Shapely at the Boat Show” Twin Cities Media and the Left (ptr) 2020: “Black Lives Matter are a bunch of hooligans! Why weren’t the police able to keep…
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Will Esme Murphy Call It A “Hate Crime?”
And it started as such a big day for A-Klo, who shocked the world by winning the endorsement of the Star Tribune’s editorial board, a group composed of people who used to get blackout drunk with her father. There are no words to describe our amazement that the Strib – a paper that’s served not…
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A-Klo Belches, Calls It “Chanel Number 5”
Senator Klobuchar, fresh off having a third-place finish in a decreasingly important primary hailed like the victory march in Paris by a local who has acted like her personal PR firm ever since they were all getting pass-out drunk with her father, has this to say about gun control: During the first 2020 Democratic…
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I’ll Be Darned – A-Klo Must Have Mattered After All
I clearly read it all wrong. If A-Klo’s candidacy was the narcissistic joke I always assumed it was, she’d have never warranted a Iowa-Caucus-eve hit piece smackdown like this: She told a story that she has cited throughout her political career, including during her 2006 campaign for the U.S. Senate: An 11-year-old girl was killed…
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Open Letter To Sen. Klobuchar And Every Single Minnesota DFLer
To: Sen Klobucharcc: the entire Minnesota DFL partyFrom: Mitch Berg, obstreporous peasantRe: Impeachment Now! All, What Senator Klobuchar said. You owe it to progressivism, to the children, and to all the hopey changey to start working on impeachment now, to make it your only priority, and to spend your every waking moment between now and…
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Give Away. Make Up For It With Volume.
It’s getting harder for Democrat candidates to come up with more free stuff than the next guy. How can we bribe voters without free stuff? Amy Klobuchar wants to give free savings accounts/pension plans, funded by employers and off-set by tax credits, handled by the Senate’s hand-picked fund managers to invest in stocks and bonds.But she…
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Again: America Made Great
Progressives love America. Well, no. Let me rephrase that. Progressives love the idea that America is a big, powerful, wealthy place that they might control someday. That’s more like it. They may protest the point – but they let the truth slip on occasion; Michelle Obama’s “This is the first time I’ve been proud to…
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Funny How That Works
The party of James Hodgkinson, of “Anti”-Fa, of Eric “Nuke The Gun Owners” Swalwell, of “Fight in the Streets” (VP candidate Tim Kaine and Loretta Lynch ) and demands for military coups (Sarah Silverman) and punching teenage girls (Woody Kaine) and grownup girls (Keith “Thumper” Ellison) and fantasies (Madonna, Snoop Dogg, Bow Wow) and dramatizations…
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Conundrum
Is Babylon Bee a parody site? Or the best news site in America? Why choose?
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Democrats
For when exploiting cheap labor, physical abuse of partners and subordinates, emotional sadism, sexual harassment from entitled juvenilia to entitled imposition, racism (old and not so old), rape, moving government into back rooms out of sight of the hoi polloi, and control of government by the highest bidder is always wrong, except when it’s Democrats,…
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White As The Driven Audience
Amy “The Slugger” Klobuchar announced her candidacy for President during a snowstorm yesterday. A friend of the blog writes: Saw no African Americans. Other then on the podium. __ One,only one Rainbow flag. Very ELCA crowd. Throw in a sprinkling of UCC. Tne DFL’s props department was apparently stuck in a snowdrift.
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Forget The Russians…
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: I gave up my landline years ago. The only people who called me were telemarketers. It was nice having a cell phone, because nobody bothered me. But lately, I’ve been deluged with telemarketers robocalling recorded announcements about health insurance. This would be illegal on landlines, but for cell phones,…
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#Resist
In previous years, I’ve given way to gusts of logorrhea and come up with “100 Reasions…” to vote (for the most part) for the GOP slate. I don’t need 100 this year. If you’re a thinking person who cares about having a Representative Republic with checks and balances, you shouldn’t either. The notion of…
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I Heard It On The NARN
Dave Hughes has a strong shot at shocking the world up on the Minnesota Seventh. Every dollar helps. Shane Mekeland is running for MN House in 15B . He’ll be replacing Jim Newberger up in the greater Becker area. Jason Lewis is running for re-election in MN CD2. He could use a hand. Pam Myhra…
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Image To Remembet
Tina Smith didn’t show up for her debate with Karin Housley on KSTP last night. On the one hand, this is the time of the race went under dogs in challengers get that notion, all too often mistaken, that “this could actually happen!”. It’s a time in many races when hearts of plucky challengers start…
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North Dakota senator Heidi Heitkamp seems to be on the path to political palookaville even before this week; polls were showing her trailing republican Kevin Cramer by two digit margins. A fiasco over the weekend would seem to have not only put the final nail in her political coffin, but if there is any justice…
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The Twin Cities Media Won’t Cover This…
…I don’t suspect – but I will: #MNgov: Walz (D) 47% (+3) Johnson (R) 44%#MNsen: Smith (D) 46% (+3) Housley (R) 43%@ChangePolls 10/12-13https://t.co/opaASE7TU1 — Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) October 14, 2018 The governor’s race is inside “Statistical Noise” levels. Ditto Housley and Smith. (Klobuchar is shown nine up over Newberger, which is closer than other polls…