Merry Autumn
By Mitch Berg
Kool 108 has already gone to the all Christmas music format.
No. Just no.
Joe Doakes
Enjoy it while you can. A Biden FCC will require equal time for lesbian coffee shop folk music.
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November 10th, 2020 at 5:53 am
My friend Mike and I see how far we can make it into the Christmas season before we hear that awful Paul Mccartney song with the bad choppy synth keyboard riff.
It could come earlier this year.
November 10th, 2020 at 6:04 am
Have the suburbs been abolished yet?
November 10th, 2020 at 6:07 am
Yea, Christmas gets pushed on us by retailers earlier every year. I remember the good old days when the stores put up the Christmas stuff up on Thanksgiving week. My mom worked PT in retail from 68 – 71 and during that 3 days, she never got home before midnight, because it was all hands on deck. Now, there is Christmas crap everywhere before Halloween.
November 10th, 2020 at 6:56 am
What are you all thankful for this year?
“I am thankful that I did not die from covid” seems like thin gruel.
November 10th, 2020 at 4:19 pm
Every time someone starts Christmas before thanksgiving, Santa shoots an elf.
November 11th, 2020 at 8:07 am
Don’t get me wrong, I understand why they do it. Aside from used cars and mattresses, which are always having giant blow-out sales, the big shopping season is Christmas. The happiest time of the year is Christmas. All our fondest memories are Christmas. If only we could have Christmas all year long.
You know what? It would suck. Shoveling snow year round? Peppermint flavored everything? Sitting on the deck wearing a parka drinking beer slushies?
Christmas is a magical time for children, a reverent time for believers, a desperate time for retailers, but it’s not forever. Savor the season, don’t extend it. And never play “Last Christmas,” ever again. Ever.
November 11th, 2020 at 1:26 pm
And never play “Christmas Shoes,” ever again. Ever.
FTFY
November 11th, 2020 at 1:27 pm
LOL at my previous comment getting moderated!