Category: Biden Campaign / Defenestration
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No Evidence At All
Rumors of Joe Biden’s cognitive decline are greatly… …er… …oh, I can’t keep a straight face: Nothing to see here, peasants.
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Like A Walking Hunter Biden Painting
Q: Why is Joe Biden having, according to his agent, trouble scoring bookings for his big comeback tour With an asking price of $300K per speech, one might expect he’d bring some, y’know, speaking chops to the proverbial table. Alas – not so much: Hm. Think about it. Harvard is superannuated, corrupt, a hotbed of nepotism,…
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Place Your Bets
Along with Ken Martin, the current candidates for chair of the Democrat National Committee are: Ben Wikler, chair of the Wisconsin Democrat Party Martin O’Malley, former governor of Maryland Marianne Williamson, self-help loonie. Robert Houton, non-profiteer and sorta Senate candidate. Nate Snyder, bureaucrat James Skoufis, a York State senator. Jason Paul, of the (checks notes)…
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This Didn’t Age Well
The DFL, 20-odd months ago: Unless they’re Hunter Biden (starting just before “The Big Guy” started getting his cut from Burisma, and ending midnight Sunday). Or Nicole Mitchell. Or Judd Hoff. Or Julie Blaha. Or a whole lot of “Feeding our Future”, Childcare or Medicare fraudsters. Other than them, nobody’s above the law. And Keith…
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Hunter
So the President has pardoned his son for crimes… …that we were reliably informed, by NPR no less, were all nothing but Russian hoaxes. It’s hard to tell if Biden’s timing is the a doddering old guy thrashing about at random, or a massive “FU” to the outgoing regime that pushed him under the bus,…
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We’re #1!
Joe Doakes, formerly of Como Park, emails: It’s talking about fiscal policy and, well… No choking in the finals in this contest…
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Biden Gets the Full Torricelli
No surprise that Joe Biden has ended his campaign. He’s been a fugitive from Madame Tussauds for a long time now and even when he was at the height of his powers, he was at best a 10-watt bulb. He has been a horrible buffoon and genuine menace to the body politic for a half…
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As Clearly As He Can
Is it just me, or is this post from last Friday by President Biden’s social media intern a little extra ordinary? I don’t recall a president ever feeling the need to tell the American people “BECAUSE I’M DADDY, SO DON’T MAKE STOP THIS CAR”. Not even Nixon had to remind people he was still in…
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The Deal
Governor Klink’s various vacations from the truth are adding up. “I’m a proud gun owner!” “One Minnesota!” “Minnesota will suffer 74,000 dead in the next three months unless I assume emergency powers – which will lead to a best case of 20,000 dead by then. And no, I will not show you my math”. “Every…
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Plan B
Every Democrat, for the past 24 hours or so: SCOTUS: You can’t just throw your rival in prison because you don’t like him. DEMOCRATS: So you’re saying we can drop bombs on him? SCOTUS: You really can’t even charge your rival with a crime because his presidency made you mad. DEMOCRATS: Got it. So we…
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Stay The Curse
The Democrats apparently believe Biden is the lesser of the various available evils: Expect that the folks who want to be convinced will feel relief, even get a sugar high from Biden’s best moments. Biden supporters will be on an emotional rollercoaster. Until the roller coaster pulls back into the boarding station, it will appear…
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America Takes A Six Month “Lid”
We were told that Joe Biden is so on top of things, he can type in different languages on different iPhones at the same time. Remember this? The most credible people ever – dare I say, our “best and brightest” – assured us that Joe Biden at 82 is like Chuck Norris at 40: And…