The Babylon Bee Has Apparently Taken Over Democrat Messaging
By Mitch Berg
They can’t overturn Roe again, but the Democrats don’t think their audience knows any better:
I’m surprised the trooper wasn’t wearing a Darth Vader helmet.
Then, there’s the vital issue of…
…uh…
…text equity. Here’s Senator Warren, who is no-how, no way a race fraud, nosirreebob:
Y’see, iPhones display messages from other iPhones in blue, but non-Apple message systems come across as green.
This is real Pettus Bridge stuff.
April 23rd, 2024 at 1:02 pm
How does one express something as an unimportant problem with modern day items/conditions? “First world problem.”
How does one express something so minutely inconsequential that it renders the term “First world problem” as hilariously exaggerated? 0th world problem? Pixie dust problem?
April 23rd, 2024 at 1:03 pm
And……someone needs to edjimicate Fauxcahontas on the term “monopoly”.
April 23rd, 2024 at 3:51 pm
^ of course, you’re assuming that Fauxcahontas and her followers (voters) care about the correct meaning of monopoly. The Constanza Rule of Lies (It’s not a lie if you believe it) applies here albeit tangentially, It’s not ignorant nonsense, if you believe it.
April 24th, 2024 at 12:55 am
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