My name is spelled J-O-E D-O-A-K-E-S but henceforth, shall be pronounced
“Throatwobbler Mangrove.”
Or else you’re a hateful racist.
That is all.
Joe Doakes
While we’re on the subject, my preferred pronouns are “Your Excellency / First Sea Lord”.
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While we’re on the subject, my preferred pronouns are “Your Excellency / First Sea Lord”.
Fitting, especially with the amply documented history of North Dakotan maritime exploits. My preferred pronoun is “King of Freaking Portugal.”
So do I address you as either Your Excellency or First Sea Lord or is it a two part title.
Er, sorry if the question offends you, I offer my first born as recompense. Would that be enough or is it never enough?
Gosh, sorry if THAT offends you, I and my entire race will now go into self exile in the Aleutians.
FOR SALE:
I’m selling my White Privilege card. It’s just over 50 years old and it hasn’t done a damn thing for me. No inheritance, no free college, no free food or housing. Would be willing to do an even trade for a Race Card. Those seem to be way more useful and more widely accepted.
If you’re interested, please contact me on my non-Obama provided cell phone that I have to pay for every month.
Serious inquiries only, please.
I always liked the sound of “Maximum Overlord.”
Henceforth, please pronounce my name as Knight Writer,
Kiiiiiiiiih-nigit.
I think I’ll stick with SlowJoe, or SJ for short, but you doesn’t have to call him Johnson.
Is there some weird historical enmity from p-boy towards JD?
P-boy hates whatever he doesn’t understand, which includes just about everything.
Bill C – correct!