Open Letter To Seth Rogen
By Mitch Berg
To: Seth Rogen
From: Mitch Berg, Obstreporous Peasant
Re: Issues In Fulfilling Your Request
Mr. Rogen,
In regards to your request that everyone who questions “Black Lives Matter“ should“F*** off” and not go to any of your movies: We’ve got a bit of a problem here.
I’m not going to say I haven’t enjoyed a few of your movies; “Zack and Miri make a Porno” was worth a watch. And Freaks and Geeks was pretty essential, although that was mostly a Linda Cardellini thing – and you played basically the same role you’ve played in just about every movie since.
Which brings us, with all due respect, to the point; you’ve kind of got a formula – to the extent that once you’ve seen one of your movies, you’ve kind of seen them all.
Which puts us in a bit of a pickle. I can’t “f*** off” and skip your movies, since logically, unless your formula changes, I have already seen all your future, lovable-bumbling-stoner/slacker-fish out of water movies as well
Please see to this.
That is all.
July 24th, 2020 at 6:34 am
Who is Seth Rogen, and why should I care what he thinks?
July 24th, 2020 at 6:48 am
Don’t worry about it, golfdoc50. Seth Rogen is like so last week.
Speaking of that, don’t worry about who’s this week either. The week is almost over.
July 24th, 2020 at 6:52 am
Hey Seth;
Watch this and then get back to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kNngDTqFqM
July 24th, 2020 at 9:36 am
Those slacker/stoner/fish out of water characters are so cute when they’re in their 20s. When they’re pushing 50 and doing the same thing, not so much.
July 24th, 2020 at 10:06 am
And Freaks and Geeks was pretty essential, although that was mostly a Linda Cardellini thing
Almost entirely, but your courtesy to Rogan is admirable.
July 24th, 2020 at 11:53 am
Insufferable, midwit twats are Hollywood’s premier commodity.