Tone Def
By Mitch Berg
Our current President’s ongoing tone-deafness is going to cause him some problems.
First it was insulting all of us gun-clinging Jesus freaks in the heartland in front of a bunch of poshes at a San Francisco fund-raiser.
Then, it was throwing hautesy tautesy parties at the White House as he warned the rest of us to expect soup lines in our near future (in its own way, worse than Carter’s “malaise” moment).
But now? He’s cheesing off the military.
Careful, Barry O.
(I should check to see if that “hundred days of poems” are starting to sound depressed).





March 20th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
That remains one of my most favorite Onion articles of all time.
March 20th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
HA! Separated at birth?..Sgt. Tommy Dolber of the “very special forces” and Porn-O-Rama Franken!