I Want To Ride My Bicycle: Season 3. Brrrr.
By Mitch Berg
For reasons too complicated yet mundane to go into, I wound up getting about 90 minutes worth of sleep on Wednesday night.
I checked the temperature as I waited for the bus; 31 degrees.
My plan: to throw my bike on the bus, and take a leisurely ride home in the afternoon, when it was (much) warmer.
And then the bus – running, for whatever reason, a minute or two early – went sailing past.
I did the math in my fatigue-fogged head; wait half an hour for the next bus and be fifteen minutes late for work, or jump on my bike and go for it, taking the short, but less-scenic and more-dangerous route (via Frogtown rather than Summit Avenue) to work, and be there before the next bus even got to my stop.
So I jumped on and started riding.
Now, remember – I said I was “fatigue-fogged”.
While it wasn’t windy, biking creates its own breeze, ergo its own wind chill. And that was fine; I was wearing a sweatshirt and a ocuple of T’s.
But no gloves.
By the time I got a mile, to about Victoria, I was feeling it; I’d forgotten how badly hands can hurt when they’re cold. I thought, alternately, about waiting for the bus (which was still close to half an hour away) or turning around and heading home, either to get gloves or to wait for the bus.
But I kept pedaling as I pondered, stopping at the odd stop sign to flex and rub my hands, before I resumed the pothole slalom that is Minnehaha Avenue through Frogtown.
End result: I made it, generally fine but with hands curled into frozen claws. A long, hot shower in the office locker room cured most ills, though.
And so it’s time to get ready for another go-around!





March 20th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
My eight-year-old learned the Lesson of the Cold Claw Wednesday evening. She was so happy to get her bike out of the storage Sunday that she now insists on riding it every moment she can. She didn’t take gloves when she rode to friends after dinner and when she returned at dusk, her hands were scarlet hued and the tears were flowing.
March 20th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I once road a motorcycle from Coon Rapids to West St. Paul on a 27 degree morning. Without a helmet. It was cold.
One advantage of riding a Sportster in a cold climate is that when you are stopped at a light you can wrap your hands around the front cylinder head to keep them warm.
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