Big Announcement
By Mitch Berg
Former Governor Pawlenty is making a “big announcement” on Facebook at 2PM Central (3PM Eastern) today.
And you need to “like” his Facebook page to see it…
I think it’ll be to announce he’s taking over as head coach of the Wild.
What do you think it’ll be?
March 21st, 2011 at 11:42 am
Impromptu channel of the Nihilist in Golf Pants, with apologies to same.
11. His NCAA bracket is better than Obama’s.
10. Wil Steger will no longer take his calls.
9. He kissed a girl and he liked it.
8. He’s “unalloted” Mitch Daniels.
7. He’s figured out what Gary Miller is actually doing in Farmville.
6. He’s never been to Spain, but he kinda likes the music.
5. He’s figured out how to pronounce Reince Priebus.
4. He’s deeply hurt by Jeff Rosenberg’s latest stinging rebuke at MNPublius.
3. His Netflix account reveals that “I (Heart) Huckabees” is not a campaign video.
2. He’s found a better dry cleaner to ensure that David Brooks notices his pants crease.
1. He’s joined the staff of “Dump Bachmann,” just to be sure.
March 21st, 2011 at 12:05 pm
He’s taking a new role as Obama’s Diversity Coordinator.
March 21st, 2011 at 12:06 pm
Coach of the Wild would actually be a good move for him and the Wild.
Hey….national consverative press initially poked fun of T-Paw when he hinted about running for the Big One. But his recent tours and brought a lot of people around. His John Stewart interview was probably one of his best.
March 21st, 2011 at 12:50 pm
And you need to “like” his Facebook page to see it…
So nobody will see it then, great. Is he going to announce that he’s still boring?
March 21st, 2011 at 1:03 pm
So nobody will see it then, great.
Only the smart people.
Is he going to announce that he’s still boring
After two years of “exciting”, we’re broke, drowning in debt, the economy is heading for double-dip recession, and we’re in a third war with no end in sight.
I’ll take “Boring” but competent over a pretty face/empty suit with “Star Power” right about now.
March 21st, 2011 at 1:11 pm
I’ll take “Boring” but competent over a pretty face/empty suit with “Star Power” right about now.
Me too. No matter how much I like to make fun of T-Paw for his foibles, he’d be a vast, vast improvement over the current President.
March 21st, 2011 at 2:00 pm
I would ask if Tim ever grows weary of being the village idiot, but the answer is quite obvious.
March 21st, 2011 at 4:20 pm
Nothing more exciting than a governor who gets drunk when he’s under pressure!
March 21st, 2011 at 4:33 pm
“No matter how much I like to make fun of T-Paw for his foibles, he’d be a vast, vast improvement over the current President.”
Could you possibly set the bar any lower?
March 21st, 2011 at 4:37 pm
No, America set the bar to it’s lowest point in 2008.
March 21st, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Could you possibly set the bar any lower?
Actually, yeah we could. Obama has one character trait that helps mitigate some of the damage he does — he likes to party and is easily distracted. What would be far worse would be to have an ambitious moron in the White House.
March 21st, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Well, Mr. D, I would argue that the bar is set by what is, not by what might be, but I totally get what you’re saying.
March 21st, 2011 at 10:24 pm
I would say some neighborhood in St.Paul is missing its village idiot but since he still lives there his title is safe.