It. Never. Fails.
By Mitch Berg
Tony Snow dies.
Democrat “Influencers”: “Hah! Conservative puppet had it coming!
Ronald Reagan dies.
Democrat “Influencers”: “Hah! The only good thing he ever did was die!”
No, really:
Jerry Falwell dies.
Democrat “lnfluencers”: Although we believe in neither God nor Hell, he’s certainly going to one and not the other!
George HW Bush dies.
Democrat “lnfluencers”: Good riddance!
Steve Scalise almost dies.
Democrat “lnfluencers”: “OK, that’s one semi-automatic rifle we can make an exception for!”
Rush Limbaugh dies.
Democrat “lnfluencers”: “The world is a better place today!”
Trump survives two assassination attempts.
Democrat “lnfluencers”: “Maybe there’ll be a third try!
Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis revealed:
Conservatives: “He was a lousy president, but also a human. I pray for a recovery”.
Democrat “Influencers”: “Don’t you dare politicize this man’s illness!”
Literally, hundreds of them, mostly identical, in the past 24 hours.
But while I have no desire the politicize this, I would like to medicalize it:
If the medical staff actually missed this cancer., in one of the most examined people on earth for the past four years, then it’s pretty epic malpractice.
If they didn’t, then this is yet another coverup.
So why now?
To draw attention away from the utterly damning Hur recordings?
This was recorded shortly after 10/7 – a geopolitical moment when the western world needed a President, not an auto-pen.
May 19th, 2025 at 11:12 am
Rats scurrying to bury their tracks. PIC was diagnosed with cancer in 2022. On the heels of Hur tapes and subsequent questions about autopen pardons, the MachineTM is trying to make sure PIC does not get subpoenaed. To bury the tracks, Rats need to disappear Slow Joe – fast. Dead Joe is better than senile, talking Joe. Who knows what he will say, they no longer control him.
May 19th, 2025 at 12:22 pm
The plan was obvious all along.
Push Joe over the re-election line, wait a few months then have him resign due to cancer/rapid onset of dementia and turn over the reins to Ron Klain, I mean Kamala Harris.
Everyone know that Kamala was a dumb-drunk diversity hire who couldn’t manage her way past a box of wine, much less a campaign, or the presidency… so the Biden pony trick was the only one they had.
Lucky for the Democrats though, imagine what a Harris/Walz presidency would have done to the party.
May 19th, 2025 at 12:55 pm
OK, as a guy of the age when doctors start asking about PSA, I have been told that it’s actually a test with a fairly high rate of false positives–I had one, but really to give a baseline where it would be a more powerful “paired” statistical test instead of an unpaired. It’s also worth noting that prostate cancer, especially slow moving ones, are often over-treated–it’s said that a lot more people die with it than of it. Along those same lines, a friend of mine, retired Mayo, was recently diagnosed with a similar thing to what Biden has. It crept up on him for about the same reasons as I’ve stated, and yes, he’s getting his care from Mother Mayo.
So even those with the best doctors can have this sort of thing slip by. Worth a look, if HIPAA allows, but at this point, I think the best we can say is “if you don’t show evidence of Biden’s tests, we are going to wonder if you were hiding yet another thing like you did his dementia and unfitness for office.”.
May 19th, 2025 at 1:43 pm
jpa,
Not sure whether or not you have seen Kamala’s former campaign finance manager, Lindy Li on podcasts (Joe Rogan, Pat Bet David, Tucker Carlson), but she spilled the beans about the inner workings of Kamala’s campaign and the Biden White House. Jill and Hunter were his main protectors, but a few of Joe’s long time loyal boot lickers, were also running cover. Steve Rochetti, Mike Donilon and Anita Dunn were also running cover for him and helped make decisions and policy. As we suspected, Obama also helped in covering up stuff.
May 19th, 2025 at 5:05 pm
Medical professionals have tweeted that for him to have a Parson’s score of 9, it had to have been detectable anywhere from 3-7 years ago. So yeah, either epic malpractice (highly unlikely) or the most incredibly craven coverup of all the coverups that have been unearthed in the last 5-6 years.
May 19th, 2025 at 5:07 pm
BH429: After hearing her on PBD’s podcast. I’m surprised Lindy Li hasn’t committed suicide with 2 shots to the back of the head by now.
May 19th, 2025 at 5:55 pm
So does the Left think it’s okay to offer “Thoughts & Prayers” this time? I haven’t gotten the latest standards update. 😉
May 19th, 2025 at 6:37 pm
I’m a real doctor. Retired, but I put in 30 years in primary care. I saw lots of prostate cancer. My Dad had, but died from a separate cancer. I promise you Joe Biden had prostate cancer in 2020. No. Doubt. Like every thing else he touched, malfeasance and criminal behavior ruled. The timing of this is laughable. Right when we’re about to learn about the coverup of his health and his devastating performance before Hurr, his staff drops this. Oh, please feel sorry for him. Not going to. He’s a criminal and his actions during the pandemic caused many deaths. Burn in Hell, Joe.
May 19th, 2025 at 7:17 pm
dcs,
Not to mention Jake Tapper’s “confession” book hits the racks this week. That, alone, made me question the timing of this “revelation”. IMO, his family, especially his power hungry diva wife, are all scum for what they did to him.
May 19th, 2025 at 8:18 pm
That was one fine rant, dcs. Especially since it’s backed up by facts. Thanks.
May 20th, 2025 at 12:44 am
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May 20th, 2025 at 6:18 am
Bill C.
Well, the woke mob has done their best to cancel her, to the point that she’ll probably never get another gig with any organization that leans left. IMO, every though liberal logic goes against this old saying; “closing the barn door after the horses got out”, I think it applies here.
May 20th, 2025 at 7:23 am
DCS!!
May 21st, 2025 at 7:02 am
I need to amend my comment. Turns out Sleepy Joe used to have PSA tests performed until about 10 years ago. Then he stopped. Incredibly stupid move. So his doctor had no frigging idea what was going on. I won’t go on and on about the wisdom of not screening for a treatable disease. The US Task Force on Preventive Services doesn’t think it’s wise. And who are they. Mainly non-urologists. Appointed by other bureaucrats. Mainly academic doctors with a lot of DEI players in the bunch. Which is weird, because African American men get more prostate cancer. I suppose the cause is racism. There are pretty numerous and good reasons to consider testing for prostate cancer. Apparently Joe and his doctor felt otherwise. How’s that working out?