Marketing!
By Mitch Berg
Scene: David Hogg walks into meeting at the Democratic National Committee headquarters, with DNC market researchers:
Hogg: “So whadda we got?”
Researcher: “Focus groups say your angry androgynous hipster thing has low approval among male male voters”
Hogg: “Low? How low?”
Researcher: “0%”
Hogg: “That bad? Huh. So what do I need to do?”
Researcher: “Be more masculine”.
Hogg: “You mean, like Tim Walz?”
Researcher: “Er…sure. Like Tim Walz”. (Rolls eyes).
And SCENE
DIRECTOR’S NOTE: While most of these “dramatization” pieces are pretty fanciful satire, not all of them are.
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May 13th, 2025 at 4:19 pm
“angry androgynous hipster”…that had me holding my side in laughter! I predict that Hogg will be run out of the DNC hierarchy before we get close to the mid-terms.
May 13th, 2025 at 4:39 pm
I’m pretty sure the new DNC chair Ken Martin would like him to leave. But someone had to approve Hogg for him to be there. Someone powerful wants him there. You’d think Men Martin, as chair of the DNC, would have the power to summarily remove Hogg if he really wanted him to be gone.
May 13th, 2025 at 7:22 pm
And now it looks like the DNC is coming to its senses. It’ll all over THM that they’re trying to get rid of him.
May 14th, 2025 at 5:30 am
He should put on a dress and announce he’s transgender so they MUST keep him to fulfill their DEI quotas.
May 14th, 2025 at 6:02 am
Bill C
Yea, pussy Kenny hasn’t got a mini fiefdom like he had here in Commiesota. He has people that are more powerful than he is that pull his strings. Now, he’s just another slave on the DemoCommie plantation.